You might be a Mormon if...

[Wingnut]

Your friends keep caffeinated soda for themselves and non caffeinated soda for you

Or in my husband's case, you're the DD when your roommates get drunk at the bars but they buy you a milk.

[pam]

So since you are your husband' roommate..does that mean you get drunk at the bars and you buy HIM milk?

[Wingnut]

To clarify: that was before we were married.

Smart alec.

[havejoy]

Oh Grits.... the reason for the phrase Mormon Standard Time... why we have a reputation for being late.... the huge families!

By the time you dress 13 kids and get them to church... you're late! It's a challenge. I found that by the time I had the last kid ready (and my family was small, only 8 compared to earlier lds families) one of the first kids dress would be dirty and I'd have to start over again.

Getting to church on line with a large family is a real challenge. Hence Mormon Standard Time.

Big families are shrinking, maybe being late is going away, too. ?

SoJ

I knew a couple who had 8 kids under 12 years of age and they always looked a bit rumpled but they were always at church 10 minutes early. I overheard the mom tell someone that she had them sleep in their church clothes on Saturday night.

[Seanette]

You might be Mormon if you consider being on time is really being 5-10 minutes late

Fifteen years after I joined the Church, I still have not adapted to Mormon Standard Time.

[Seanette]

You are definitely Mormon when your covered dish contribution is a meat-filled jello dish. (Didn't actually taste it, as the mere thought made me nauseous...)

EEEEWWWW!!!!

Meat, good. Jello, good. Combination, sick and wrong.

[Seanette]

You might be a Mormon if...

* you and your husband were engaged within weeks of meeting, and married within months of meeting.

Does it count that my husband and I were engaged within days of our first in-person meeting, following a couple of months of online contact, phone calls, and letters?

The wedding was a year after our engagement, since I had only been a member ten days when we got engaged, so had to wait a year to be able to go to the Temple.

[Seanette]

Are you kidding? The only people I know who like that movie are Mormons. I can't stand it.

I'm LDS and can't figure out why that movie was so popular. I didn't hate it, just found it incredibly dull. I've watched FHE video or Gospel Doctrine videos that were more entertaining.

[the Ogre]

You might be a mormon if you bury your testimony.

You might be a mormon if you giggle at a viewing and look forward to the refreshments.

[Batmanifestdestiny]

You might be a mormon if the dirties pictures you've seen are mud racing in Louisiana.

[dnc76v22]

You might be Mormon if you failed a geography class yet you know exactly where Kirtland, Nauvoo, Hill Cumorah, and Palmyra are.

Does that work for history to?

[dnc76v22]

Here's an interesting twist. You know you're an East Coast Mormon if.....

your ward participates with other churches in "Meals on Wheels."

[Elena_Villanueva]

you might be mormon if you have more then 8 kids.

You might be mormon if you have a ctr ring as a wedding ring.

[Ghost_Rider]

You might be mormon if you have a ctr ring as a wedding ring.

Oh man...i actually wear one for a wedding ring!!!!!

[Relentless]

You might be a Mormon if you attended BYU

You might be a Mormon if you think BYU was founded by Bringham Young

You might be a Mormon if you forgot that U of U was actually founded by Bringham Young

[kapikui]

That's not just a Mormon thing, just so you know.

You might be Mormon if you bought Dish Network because it has the BYU channel as part of the basic service. (In my area, that's the only way to really get that channel)

DireTV has it too.

[Traveler]

You might be a Utah Mormon if as a kid you got in a fight over which is the true ward.

You might be a Utah Mormon if you are wondering why anyone ever drives to church.

You might be a Utah Mormon if you think "scrud" and "flip" are ancient words (expressions) spoken by Adam.

You might be a Utah Mormon if you think a "jack Mormon" is a University of Utah fan.

The Traveler

[pam]

You might be a Utah Mormon if you think a "jack Mormon" is a University of Utah fan.

The Traveler

Well aren't they?