Guest missingsomething Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I heard that during this General Conference, President Monson is going to say something important.Um, isnt everything he says important? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missingsomething Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) Man too bad that I dont chat and tell... I have good rumors......... not! I never get any dirt. Edited April 1, 2009 by missingsomething Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miztrniceguy Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 OK - who can confirm/deny these ones:Did Elvis read the Book of Mormon? Did people really believe at one time that there were whales in the Great Salt Lakethat British band U2 was once on the verge of conversion, that a Japanese bomber refused to bomb the Laie Hawaii Temple during the bombing of Pearl Harbor, Yoda in “Star Wars” being modeled after Spencer W. KimballIs the church currently on the verge of buying Facebook?there's a British band called U2, too? or is it U2.2? might be an offshoot from the IRISH band U2, one of my fav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 So, Pam, who will you be taking with you to Diablo Verdes when you pay off the extortion? Well I can't tell you because it will probably happen between May and December. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john doe Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 OK - who can confirm/deny these ones:Did Elvis read the Book of Mormon? Did people really believe at one time that there were whales in the Great Salt Lakethat British band U2 was once on the verge of conversion, that a Japanese bomber refused to bomb the Laie Hawaii Temple during the bombing of Pearl Harbor, Yoda in “Star Wars” being modeled after Spencer W. KimballIs the church currently on the verge of buying Facebook? The only one of those that might hold some truth is that I believe Donny Osmond's mother wrote something in her memoirs that she had corresponded with Elvis for a time and she had sent him a copy of the BoM. Whether he read it is anyone's guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarginOfError Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Seeing as U2 refused to play in Utah for years, I highly doubt they were anywhere near conversion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilered Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Fact or Fiction: Donnie Osmonds' real boss is Marie. Poligamists like doublemint gum because they like the jingle: Double your pleasure, double your fun, take two wives to marry, instead of just one. Clint Eastwood was a reincarnated Porter Rockwell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moksha Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 About the rumors, I heard that Ben Raines was supposed to represent the US in the 1980 Olympics on the Weightlifting Team and cried himself to sleep every night for a week after the US Olympic Boycott was announced. Imagine, taking all those hemorrhoids for nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Taking all the hemmorhoids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moksha Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Taking all the hemmorhoids? Perhaps we should not talk about this, so as to not encourage the young to want hemmorhoids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerGolden Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Speaking of "hemorrhoids"...Just a little over 20 years ago, my sister use to call her children, "My little hemorrhoids." She always called them that, they would come to her when she called them that.One day, I was at her house, she needed to run to the store for just a few things.She comes back in with two bags.She starts pulling stuff out on the kitchen table, she lays a small slender box on the table.The kids have never seen such a box.They ask, "Momma, what is that?"She says, "It's hemorrhoid cream"All of a sudden, the two small children start dancing, jumping and singing together, "Mamma bought us something! Mamma bought us something!"It's true!I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Pale is the one with all the money--he needs to spread the wealth. Pale hid all the money until the Obama Administration is gone....:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rameumptom Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Perhaps we should not talk about this, so as to not encourage the young to want hemmorhoids. This explains a LOT about Ben. Most Olympians and athletes stick to steroids.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prospectmom Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 In our family it is Mr Royd l} He came to visit my husband often in his last job.... :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiJolly Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 I heard that during this General Conference, President Monson is going to say something important.Not only that (it's true!), but I'll be sitting close enough to him when he does, to see how well Frances did in parting his hair. HiJolly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rameumptom Posted April 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Why, is he going to sit on your lap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Not only that (it's true!), but I'll be sitting close enough to him when he does, to see how well Frances did in parting his hair. HiJolly Well now I know where to look for you when the MoTab sings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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