Sharks prefer to feed on white men!!!

[john doe]

Story here:Study: Sharks May Like Your Swimsuit - Orlando News Story - WKMG Orlando

An excerpt:

According to the study, 90 percent of the shark attack victims were males, and 98 percent of them were white.

Why does everything and everybody want to destroy white men?

[beefche]

Less fat and cholesterol.

[Wingnut]

What the article tells you is that sharks attack more white men than any other subgroup. What it doesn't tell you is that it's because white men are the largest group stupid enough to consistently visit shark-infested waters.

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[Mahone]

What the article tells you is that sharks attack more white men than any other subgroup. What it doesn't tell you is that it's because white men are the largest group stupid enough to consistently visit shark-infested waters.

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You took the words right out of my mouth

[Gwen]

What the article tells you is that sharks attack more white men than any other subgroup. What it doesn't tell you is that it's because white men are the largest group stupid enough to consistently visit shark-infested waters.

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reminds me of the fact that men are more likely to be struck by lightning than women. it's not that lightning just likes men more but men will insist on finishing up that golf game after a storm comes in.

[Jbs2763]

must......not......comment......

[pam]

Probably a wise decision

[Tarnished]

Ironically sharks don't bite because they think you might be fun to eat. They test what they are eating by biting it. Often sharks mistake people for some other type of food and then when they taste that it is a person they don't go for more. Sharks don't much like the taste of people. There are some sharks that get a taste for people but in general most sharks don't like how people taste. I guess white men resemble food more than the rest of us.

[john doe]

What the article tells you is that sharks attack more white men than any other subgroup. What it doesn't tell you is that it's because white men are the largest group stupid enough to consistently visit shark-infested waters.

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Well, you might think that, and you have a right to your opinion, but it seems clear to me that the sharks feel they have been repressed by the white man, and they are getting their revenge by eating them when they cross into shark territory. This practice is discriminatory, and needs to be banned. If this trend doesn't end soon you're going to start seeing white men going to tanning salons to change the color of their skin, kind of a reverse-Michael Jackson procedure. I'm calling on all white men everywhere to stand up and face this problem before an angry shark sneaks up on them in the middle of the ocean. Sharks need to realize that they are causing great harm to white males, and that what they are doing is wrong. The white man should be able to swim safely in sea waters without fear of reprisals from sharks.

[Just_A_Guy]

Buncha racists . . . .

[Bini]

Hmm.. Racist sharks.

I thought that sharks went after certain "shapes" and sometimes are attracted by certain "sounds" in the water that they hear from a distance and not just smells alone.

[Dravin]

Less fat and cholesterol.

With the slight spice of testosterone.

Actually I look at myself in the mirror and I think, "What shark wouldn't want this?"

[hordak]

I don't know any blacks who swim. Seriously in 5 years living in Florida and going to the beach every weekend i never saw but or 2 blacks at the beach (in a city 26% Black).

[Moksha]

Why does everything and everybody want to destroy white men?

Perhaps the sharks are basing their decision of Steven Covey's "7 Habits" book and have it cross listed in all their Day Planners. Maybe they want our Wonderbread.

[Guest mormonmusic]

I think it's because we're all fattened up with all that American fast food. Yummy meal for a shark!

[john doe]

I think it's because we're all fattened up with all that American fast food. Yummy meal for a shark!

So, you're saying that sharks only eat white American men? This smacks of xenophobia too. I wasn't aware that sharks discriminated like that. Do they ask for your passport to make sure they are not accidentally going after Canadians?

[Guest]

Go to any public beach in Florida. You will see that 98% of the men swimming are white.

[Dravin]

So, you're saying that sharks only eat white American men? This smacks of xenophobia too. I wasn't aware that sharks discriminated like that. Do they ask for your passport to make sure they are not accidentally going after Canadians?

Little known fact: Sharks hate the taste of maple syrup.

[Wingnut]

Little known fact: Sharks hate the taste of maple syrup.

And they don't like funny accents, either.

[Moksha]

Perhaps the sharks are basing their decision of Steven Covey's "7 Habits" book and have it cross listed in all their Day Planners.

If you had bothered to make a proper study of water aquatics you would find that once such an event as eating white men is entered into shark Day Planners, the account representatives at Franklin-Covey would revoke their bulk planner license if they were to renege on the contract to eat "white" men exclusive and subject them to litigation. The one thing sharks fear the most is lawyers.

[john doe]

The one thing sharks fear the most is lawyers.

Well, considering that many lawyers are sharks, that would create quite a conundrum. Would they begin to feed on themselves in this case?

[Wingnut]

Sheesh, where's the cannibalism emoticon when you need it?

[Dravin]

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