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You get paid to go on Facebook??:confused:

How can someone get a job like that. At my job, it's blocked!!

Yes I do as a matter of fact. It's called facebook page for lds.net and askgramps. So there!!

Actually I should have answered..my you are gullible aren't you? :) But it really is true.

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I once put a rubber band around the trigger for the spray nozzle on the kitchen sink and aimed it towards where a person would stand. Sure enough, my wife eventually went to turn on the faucet and got a nice blast of water onto herself, and the floor. She quickly turned the faucet off and came and beat me up for a moment, and then went back and grabbed a sponge to clean up the floor. She then turned the faucet back on to rinse the sponge, and got blasted again.

I was laughing so hard.

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I once put a rubber band around the trigger for the spray nozzle on the kitchen sink and aimed it towards where a person would stand. Sure enough, my wife eventually went to turn on the faucet and got a nice blast of water onto herself, and the floor. She quickly turned the faucet off and came and beat me up for a moment, and then went back and grabbed a sponge to clean up the floor. She then turned the faucet back on to rinse the sponge, and got blasted again.

I was laughing so hard.

That isn't gullible- that is downright mean. Shame on you. (where is the DISGUSTED graemlin!)

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I once put a rubber band around the trigger for the spray nozzle on the kitchen sink and aimed it towards where a person would stand. Sure enough, my wife eventually went to turn on the faucet and got a nice blast of water onto herself, and the floor. She quickly turned the faucet off and came and beat me up for a moment, and then went back and grabbed a sponge to clean up the floor. She then turned the faucet back on to rinse the sponge, and got blasted again.

I was laughing so hard.

You forgot to mention that you slept in the couch that night.

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No, I didn't end up on, or in, the couch. We teased each other like that all the time, and much much worse. I could tell stories that would shock you and we always had good fun with it. lol.

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I asked my daughter the gullible in the dictionary question. She says and I quote" It was never in there, I'm not stupid Mom." She makes me laugh! After I told her it was a joke all she could do was beg me to not post it on facebook. I didn't on facebook but this is free game since you don't know her.

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When I was a mechanic we had an apprentice who was easy to fool. We once sent him to the Napa store to get a can of "smoke" to help loosen a seized part. Well while he was out of the shop, we got the part loosened. He came back with a botttle of "smoke". We opened it carefully and poured it over the part, waited a couple of seconds then the part came loose!!! He was amazed!!!! Thanks to the sounter people at Napa who blew some cigarette smoke into a generical bottle, we had him going for a good couple of months.

Second guess would be anybody who believed that Pam was going off of Facebook for a while!!!:P

When I was a green mechanic on the military helicopters, the tech Sargent asked me to goto the hanger and get some "prop wash" and the part number was "icu812". I walked 1/8 of a mile to the hanger, and they could not find anything like that ;)

Now, talking about gullible. I was told of two stories of Airforce mechanics playing with the heads of Marines on there aircraft. The pilot shouted to the mechanic "we cannot start the engines!" so the mechanic said, "guys, we need to start the engines, go outside and push start the helicopter" they fell for it :)

Second case, Sikorsky ch53 was flying with 20 marines aboard. The aircraft started to nose dive. The Flying crew chief/mechanic ran to the back of the aircraft and started to pump a hydraulic pump by hand. The aircraft started to ascend and level off. The second time the aircraft started into gradual drive. The Mechanic was tired and could not do any more. Two marines got up and grabbed the pump stick to pump the hydraulic piston but, it did not happen as the two marines were fighting over the pump stick.

BTW, the hydraulic hand pump is only for pre-charging the accumulator...which is only to start a small turbine engine. Nothing to do with flying ;)

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When my ex was in the Navy and onboard a ship, we had a dependents day cruise and I got to help with a newbie in his indoctrination into sea bats.

You get a box and put a couple of things in it that makes it sound like it rattles. We told this very gullible guy that we had caught a sea bat. We asked him it he wanted to see it. Of course he did.

We set the box on the floor and made sure it rattled a little bit. He bends down over the box to peek inside and someone comes up behind and spanks him. He just turned around and said "Stop it, I want to see the sea bat." Well after doing this about 6 times he finally figured it out. Most guys figure it out after 1 or 2.

The guys later on also had to explain to him how babies are born. I mean how they are physically born. He couldn't believe that not all women had C-sections. He thought all did. He just didn't understand the natural birth process at all nor would he believe it could happen that way. I don't know where this guy grew up. haha

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