Vort Posted December 23, 2013 Report Posted December 23, 2013 Patient: Doctor, am I going to die?Dr. Vort: Well...yes, of course. Quote
skippy740 Posted December 23, 2013 Report Posted December 23, 2013 So... Dr. Vort... what are my chances of dying?What do you MEAN it's 100%?!? Quote
Just_A_Guy Posted December 23, 2013 Report Posted December 23, 2013 Moisturize me!!!(Oh, wait--I thought you said THE Doctor . . .) Quote
Guest Posted December 23, 2013 Report Posted December 23, 2013 I'm not a Doctor, because I don't have a Timey-Wimey Detector that goes ding when there's stuff. Quote
Traveler Posted December 23, 2013 Report Posted December 23, 2013 Patient: Doctor, am I going to die?Dr. Vort: Well...yes, of course.The reason that I am not a doctory and never will be? - I do not have any patience - I also cannot spell. The Traveler Quote
prisonchaplain Posted December 23, 2013 Report Posted December 23, 2013 I looked into becoming a doctor once (Ph.D). I discovered 40,000 reasons not to do so...and that school was considered low-medium in cost! Quote
Roseslipper Posted December 24, 2013 Report Posted December 24, 2013 The reason that I am not a doctory and never will be? - I do not have any patience - I also cannot spell. The Travelerbut i really cant spell lol Quote
pam Posted December 24, 2013 Report Posted December 24, 2013 The reason that I am not a doctory and never will be? - I do not have any patience - I also cannot spell. The TravelerI can never read a doctor's writing so I wouldn't know if they can spell or not. Quote
lizrenowden Posted December 24, 2013 Report Posted December 24, 2013 I can never read a doctor's writing so I wouldn't know if they can spell or not.I read my doctors writing once - to say he was surprised is an understatement (I used to work for a solicitor so a doctor's writing is no problem ) Quote
Backroads Posted December 24, 2013 Report Posted December 24, 2013 I planned all through high school to be a doctor. Hit the latter part of senior year and decided to go for teaching.Still thinking about going for the doctor thing one day.As to Vort's original post... yet another reason you remind me so much of my husband. Vort 1 Quote
Dravin Posted December 24, 2013 Report Posted December 24, 2013 Patient: Doctor, am I going to die?Dr. Vort: Well...yes, of course.Patient: What about my wife and kids?Dr. Vort: *pause* Yes... Vort 1 Quote
john doe Posted December 25, 2013 Report Posted December 25, 2013 Why I am not a doctorBecause you failed Anatomy 101? The hip-bone's connected to the leg-bone, the leg-bone's connected to the foot-bone? That part trips up many a budding medical school candidate, and they end up washing out of the program. Quote
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