Suzie Posted January 30, 2014 Report Posted January 30, 2014 We often hear the phrase that wishes do come true so this is the place for that! We can grant wishes, however, we also know there is a need for opposition in all things sooo yes, you can grant a wish to the person above you BUT the outcome of such wish being granted is far from desirable. Example:Person 1: I wish I was a hairbrush.Person 2: Granted, but you gotta brush the hair of a man full of lice. Person 2 again: I wish...The sentences need to be simple and don't try to outsmart the game, it is just for fun. I'll start:I wish I was a potato. Quote
Bini Posted January 30, 2014 Report Posted January 30, 2014 Granted, but you will be boiled into a stew.I wish I could live forever. Quote
EarlJibbs Posted January 30, 2014 Report Posted January 30, 2014 Granted, but you will be boiled into a stew.I wish I could live forever.Granted, but you will live forever as an invincible Stew Pot. I wish that I had untiring stamina. Quote
Bini Posted January 30, 2014 Report Posted January 30, 2014 Granted, but you will live forever as an invincible Stew Pot. I wish that I had untiring stamina.Granted, but you will be the Mr. Mum of a dozen un-potty trained kids at a home daycare :)I wish I could breathe under water. Quote
Vort Posted January 30, 2014 Report Posted January 30, 2014 <never mind...I violated the simplicity principle...sorry> Quote
Wingnut Posted January 31, 2014 Report Posted January 31, 2014 Granted, but isn't that awkward enough already?I wish I weighed 60 pounds less than I do. Quote
Dravin Posted January 31, 2014 Report Posted January 31, 2014 Granted, but isn't that awkward enough already?I wish I weighed 60 pounds less than I do.Granted, but it is accomplished by the loss of limbs.I wish I had a Masters of Science degree in Geology. Quote
Vort Posted February 1, 2014 Report Posted February 1, 2014 Granted, but you will be the Mr. Mum of a dozen un-potty trained kids at a home daycare :)I wish I could breathe under water.To give my original "granted": Granted, but now you can't breathe air.I wish I had a billion dollars. Quote
Wingnut Posted February 1, 2014 Report Posted February 1, 2014 I wish I had a billion dollars.Granted, but due to inflation, it's only worth about enough for a movie ticket and a small popcorn.I wish we could just skip through the Terrible Twos. Quote
Suzie Posted February 1, 2014 Author Report Posted February 1, 2014 Granted, but due to inflation, it's only worth about enough for a movie ticket and a small popcorn.I wish we could just skip through the Terrible Twos.Granted, but then you have the Terrible Threes, and Fours, and Fives...and TEEN years!I wish I had a million pair of shoes. Quote
Wingnut Posted February 1, 2014 Report Posted February 1, 2014 I wish I had a million pair of shoes.Granted, but they're all in MY size. I wish we were out of debt. Quote
prisonchaplain Posted February 2, 2014 Report Posted February 2, 2014 I wish we were out of debt.Granted, but now China has the funds to conquer the world.I wish I ruled the world. Quote
SpiritDragon Posted February 2, 2014 Report Posted February 2, 2014 Granted, but now China has the funds to conquer the world.I wish I ruled the world.Granted, but a military coup killed you the moment you took power.I wish I was in Heaven. Quote
Wingnut Posted February 2, 2014 Report Posted February 2, 2014 Granted, but now China has the funds to conquer the world.When I said "we," I was referring to my family, not my country. :) Wait, is Visa based in China? Quote
Vort Posted February 2, 2014 Report Posted February 2, 2014 Granted, but a military coup killed you the moment you took power.I wish I was in Heaven.Welcome to Brooklyn.I wish I had a positive net worth. Quote
Wingnut Posted February 3, 2014 Report Posted February 3, 2014 I wish I had a positive net worth.Granted, but now you have negative self-worth.I wish I didn't get headaches. Quote
Vort Posted February 3, 2014 Report Posted February 3, 2014 Combining...I wish I had a Masters of Science degree in Geology.Granted! Joe's Auto Body Shop and College of Geology grants you an MS in Geology based on important life experience!I wish I didn't get headaches.Granted. Now, when you suffer severe headaches, you won't understand them at all.I wish I had a new iPhone. Quote
pam Posted February 3, 2014 Report Posted February 3, 2014 Granted but it looks like this:I wish I had my food storage totally together. Quote
prisonchaplain Posted February 3, 2014 Report Posted February 3, 2014 I wish Pam made another wish (to distract from the eyephone that's messing with my brain right now) Quote
prisonchaplain Posted February 3, 2014 Report Posted February 3, 2014 PAM: I wish I had my food storage totally together.Granted, but it's in the trash bin outside of the local jail, being scavenged by "trustees" at this very moment.I wish this wish had been in larger type, so I could have seen it (with my aged eyes), and not wasted a wish on a dream already fulfilled. Quote
Saldrin Posted February 3, 2014 Report Posted February 3, 2014 I wish this wish had been in larger type, so I could have seen it (with my aged eyes), and not wasted a wish on a dream already fulfilled. Granted, but your previous wish was refunded with at 15% restocking fee and the Government kept the sales tax...I wish I could go on a vacation and use my epic ski pass at a sister resort. Quote
bytebear Posted February 3, 2014 Report Posted February 3, 2014 I wish I could go on a vacation and use my epic ski pass at a sister resort.Granted, but it's only valid from June to August.I wish I had more time to finish projects. Quote
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