prisonchaplain Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Let's have some fun...but be nice. Nominate someone to be our next president. Feel free to make up policy positions you think they might propose. Humor is great...but be cute, not crass. I'll begin by nominating PAM. She's young, smart, looks presidential on camera, and probably agrees with me on all the important issues--such as an immediate doubling of pay for all federal prison chaplains! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roseslipper Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 lol pc, what made you think of this topic????? Double pay for me too!!! At the end of the year what ever I made I get a bonus so if I made ex. 25k At the end I get another 25K if I made 40K That year @ the end I get another 40 k etc etc. Double the pay!!! Bonus with good major medical health insurance which includes your eyes, + dental!!! I'm not sure who I'd pick. I'd really need to think hard about this. I do know I would want someone with a very high level of integrity. Some one who didn't take bribes!!! And some one who didn't let power get to their heads. I wonder who would be up for the runing? hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted March 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Rose, It's okay...don't be shy...go ahead and nominate yourself. No one will blame you. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 I have a few candidates, if some of you do not see your name, hold on I have a long list :MOE (my hero! clever, witty, arrogant, heck.. love ya brother!)Wingnut (my heroine! smart, she tells you like it is without anesthesia, and she has a feminist touch)Just_A_Guy (the guy who can crash you like you are an ant during a debate and you stillll love the man!)Bini ( Who doesn't love her? We need a woman's touch in the Presidency! She has a lot of charisma) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Jenamarie: (we agree in a lot of topics, and if she is voted President I hope she gives me a little job! Don't forget me!)Eowyn: (we need a nurturing and caring President and she is right for the job!)LiterateParakeet: (good and gentle soul, we need real people in the Presidency!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Meerkartarmy (one of our newest members, just because she is not afraid to be herself!)Backroads (Always thankful and kind, great attributes for a President!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Pam (because she is very hard working! And takes the time to listen to your concerns)Beefche (Great for President but heck, she would make a fine Chef!)Dravin (the man is obviously very eloquent, and unlike Obama, I doubt he will need the teleprompter that often! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted March 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 How about yourself, Suzie. After all, if we're going to have a female in the WH it might as well be someone who is a legendary Wonder! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Anddenex (he can disagree and yet always remains very courteous, we need that in a President)prisonchaplain (Can you imagine? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 How about yourself, Suzie. After all, if we're going to have a female in the WH it might as well be someone who is a legendary Wonder!Welllll...if you insist.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 I nominate Suzie.....we need someone who can bust some heads to get things done. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritDragon Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 I nominate Vort.He is a great voice of experience. He is one of the smartest people I indirectly know. He has the right touch of self importance to ignore the fringe issue pushers and even seems to have the ability to ignore the "little people" as needed.Not to mention who doesn't want a commander in chief who wears Stark Industry's finest mechanized weapon suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 I just want a Cabinet Job.....Minister of Defense.....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roseslipper Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Rose, It's okay...don't be shy...go ahead and nominate yourself. No one will blame you. :-)I never even thought of nominating myself. I'm not smart enough, maybe I could be on the board...hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saldrin Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Vort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Sadly, I'm already Dictator For Life.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_A_Guy Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Sorry, the Get Rid Of Slimy girlS thread is over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirkwood Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 I just want a Cabinet Job.....Minister of Defense.....lolI think I want that position too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 I nominate Mirkwood...he'll be tough on crime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted March 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Minister of Defense is an easy job. I want someone for president who would be good at Offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 I want someone for president who would be good at Offense.How about Snow? Can he still run for president, even though he's been exiled twice? If not, then I nominate Vort. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 How about Snow? Can he still run for president, even though he's been exiled twice? If not, then I nominate Vort. :)I have otherrr names. But like in the cartoons...This little guy ----> says "nominate them! nominate them!" but this one -----> says "Nah, don't". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted March 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 (edited) OKAY...So, I've taken all the nominees into account. They've been run through a major computer program, out of Heal-a-Bend College (mostly correspondence), out of Healabend, AZ. After careful consideration, the winner is . . . Drum roll please!NONE OF THE ABOVE!So, by default, as the original poster, I declare myself, the LDS.net nominee for President! YAY ME!!! Edited March 15, 2014 by prisonchaplain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 OKAY...So, by default, as the original poster, I declare myself, the LDS.net nominee for President! YAY ME!!!Dictatorship!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted March 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 I was about to respond to Suzie's vicious accusation...But alas...She's no longer with us! bwa ha ha ha ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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