What a lucky forum member!!!

[LDSGator]

3 hours ago, pam said:

I threw him in the river.

And I saved you from being eaten by a real alligator. 
 

Ms. @pam jumped in the lake and wanted to feed the alligator. I heroically jumped in and rescued her while the crowd cheered. Afterwards they lifted me on their shoulders and carried me around Myrtle Beach for hours. 

[Vort]

3 hours ago, pam said:

I threw him in the river.

What a kind gesture.

[Carborendum]

3 hours ago, zil2 said:

Careful, @Carborendum - you may end up in the river!

No, that was for a gator.  For a millstone (carborundum) I'd be thrown into an industrial plant or food processing plant (Idunno, like a watermelon farm).

[pam]

 

3 hours ago, LDSGator said:

 

He looked like a drowned rat when they pulled him from the lake.  

[LDSGator]

2 hours ago, pam said:

 

He looked like a drowned rat when they pulled him from the lake.  

I should have let you drown. 

[askandanswer]

On 9/18/2023 at 7:05 AM, LDSGator said:

I should have let you drown. 

 

On 9/17/2023 at 9:59 PM, pam said:

Let me see what my schedule is like once I get home.  I'm still gone for another few days.  

It's not too late! I'm happy to help out for such a noble cause. 

[LDSGator]

3 hours ago, askandanswer said:

 

It's not too late! I'm happy to help out for such a noble cause. 

Kid, don’t make me release the dingos. 

[pam]

On 9/19/2023 at 11:32 AM, LDSGator said:

Kid, don’t make me release the dingos. 

You're about as dingy as they get.  Oh wait...you said dingos.  My bad.  

[LDSGator]

2 hours ago, pam said:

You're about as dingy as they get.  I wait...you said dingos.  My bad.  

@pam if you don’t behave yourself I’m telling everyone why you got kicked out of the restaurant on Saturday.
 

[askandanswer]

What sort of restaurants do you go to @LDSGator? I guess the kind of restaurants that let Pam in or did you make an exception this time? 

[LDSGator]

On 9/22/2023 at 4:06 AM, askandanswer said:

What sort of restaurants do you go to @LDSGator? I guess the kind of restaurants that let Pam in or did you make an exception this time? 

Unlike real gators I’m a fussy eater, bordering on neurotic. I eat a lot of seafood, fish, etc. I also like down home southern food. Gumbo, Frogmore stew, po’boys etc. 

For restaurants I tend to stick with either snobby black tie places or your local sports bar where I can get fried cod sandwich with 10$ with a coke.