Bad yet funny jokes

[Vort]

Adam and Eve were in the garden of Eden. Adam said, "Look at us, Eve. We live in paradise. One with nature. One with God. We never age, we will never die, and all of our desires are granted the moment we think them." Eve replied, "Yeah, I know. It's just not enough, is it?"

[NeuroTypical]

Fill in the blanks to complete the joke: 

Dad: ______________________________

Daughter: ___________________________

Dad: "Hola milk.  Soy Dad."

[HaggisShuu]

Somebody said this joke are church today, perhaps in poor taste but it made me chuckle:

A man was given a prognosis of only 6 months left to live. In disbelief he goes to another clinic for a second opinion, and after a series of test, it is confirmed, he would only have 6 months left to live. 
 

He goes back to the first doctor, and asks "is there anything that be done?" "No." Says the doctor. Saddened he replies "I just don't know what to do." The doctor says "Can I offer a non-medical course of action?" Perking up, the man says "yes, I'll do anything!" The doctor says, "Go find your local LDS church, join it. Completely immerse yourself in all the church has to offer, totally commit yourself to it, and fully engross yourself in its community." Excited, the man asks "Will it help me live forever?" The doctor says, "No, but it'll be the longest 6 months you'll ever have." 

[Ironhold]

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[Vort]

10 hours ago, NeuroTypical said:

Fill in the blanks to complete the joke: 

Dad: ______________________________

Daughter: ___________________________

Dad: "Hola milk.  Soy Dad."

Select to read. It's an oldie but a goodie.

Dad: Do you want anything to drink?

Daughter: Soy milk.

Dad: Hola milk. Soy Dad.

[askandanswer]

On 6/9/2025 at 4:29 AM, HaggisShuu said:

The doctor says, "Go find your local LDS church, join it. Completely immerse yourself in all the church has to offer, totally commit yourself to it, and fully engross yourself in its community." Excited, the man asks "Will it help me live forever?" The doctor says, "No, but it'll be the longest 6 months you'll ever have." 

The doctor was wrong on this one - what he prescribed is exactly the course of action one needs to follow in order to live forever. 

[Vort]

59 minutes ago, askandanswer said:

The doctor was wrong on this one - what he prescribed is exactly the course of action one needs to follow in order to live forever. 

Self-effacing jokes are often appreciated largely because they are self-effacing. Humility is often attractive and rarely objectionable. But I do agree that knowing the gospel and participating in its covenants and practices is the surest, perhaps the only, way to find enduring happiness in our lives. Joke about the silliness and weaknesses of the Saints, and I may laugh and even nod in agreement sometimes. But therein lies my hope.