Snow Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Tonight I had dinner with Pam and her son who are in town visiting on vacation. It was a very enlightening and strange experience. Among other things I learned that Pam's real name is Natasha Rosalini. She is living under an assumed name, Pam, in the Witness Protection Program, after having testified against her uncle, Jimmy, the Weasel, Rossalini, a capo in the Tortuga Crime family. During the late 70's through early 2002, "Pam" ran numbers, shylocked, and put the big sleep on "Family" enemies on the lower West Side until she had a fallout with Uncle Jimmy over some silent ownership deal in Club 54. After testifying "Pam" moved to Utah and opened a Catery - an overnight hostel for sightseeing, foreign cat tourists where she and her son, whose name I cannot reveal (rhymes with Tederico), run minor scams on unsuspecting felines. I'd like to tell you more but Natasha - I mean Pam, made me swear a blood oath of silence - "omerta" as she called it. I've probably said to much already... so let me start over, I had dinner tonight with Pam and her son at the Rainforest Cafe in Disneyland. It was a pleasure and a treat to meet one of the very nice posters from our message board.... Thank you Pam and son for a delightful dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 So Snow, is she really as old as she lets us think she is? Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 The Witness Protection Program? Now she's going to have to change her name again. M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest musicman Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 our pam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 So Snow, is she really as old as she lets us think she is?Ben RainesWell... she came dressed as a flapper... said it was just something she had hanging in the front of her closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miztrniceguy Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Pam, is that Snow's real eyeball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traveler Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 The Witness Protection Program? Now she's going to have to change her name again.M. Not to worry - no one that intends to do harm to another human could ever believe anything that Snow says.The Traveler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I knew it, I knew it. She has probably been in the Witness Protection Program since the days of Al Capone. Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Wait...pam told me that the reason she knew how to break down and put together a gun so fast was that she used to be in a traveling gun show--something about her real name was Annie Oak or something like that. She wanted to have a new life, so she chose to leave that traveling show and start afresh with a new name. Hmmm, now I wonder about those guys she had with her that wore ear pieces and had their hand in their coat--she told me they were just friends who were hearing impaired and that they like to pose as Napolean.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Pam, is that Snow's real eyeball?Not only is it his eyeball, but Snow is basically only a giant eyeball floating in the air. He uses telekenesis to type messages here.LM(That dinner doesn't sound all that strange to me...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahone Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Not only is it his eyeball, but Snow is basically only a giant eyeball floating in the air. He uses telekenesis to type messages here.LM(That dinner doesn't sound all that strange to me...)Sauron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_Rider Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Well Annie...i mean tasha..i mean Pam told us at dinner once that she was one of the first students at BYU and wanted to name the mascot after her pet cat. a mountain lion named Fluffy kins the snuggle kitty. But hey what do i know eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rameumptom Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Clearly Snow is a pathological liar. Everyone knows that Pam isn't Italian! She used to belong to the Irish mafia..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Actually, Snow is a cabbie....at least someone thought that last night. So, what's the deal Snow? You an eyeball or a cabbie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Not to worry - no one that intends to do harm to another human could ever believe anything that Snow says. The Traveler You're right Traveler, dinner at the Rainforest Cafe in Disneyland does sound suspicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Snow is so silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 If you all noticed...I did change my avatar. I knew my secret would no longer be safe once I had dinner with Snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostSheep Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Snow, is pam really made of gingerbread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 We know she is old......however, what we really did not know was, she was hiding behind a cookie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 We know she is old......however, what we really did not know was, she was hiding behind a cookie... You is skeered of me. You is hiding behind a wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ploomf Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 I knew that innocent looking cookie was just a front! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Actually, Snow showed up with a big glass of milk..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 I knew that innocent looking cookie was just a front! that cookie never looked innocent to me..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 that cookie never looked innocent to me..... Take off those shades..you might be able to see better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazed-and-confused Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 excuse me, but......TORTUGA family?......SPANISH for turtle?.......SPANISH? yeah..whatever. (psst....vito..if any of thdese goombas try to tell me thdat tortuga is italian....give em a wack) (huh?...what?.......YEAH......WACK 'EM......geez.......my sista's kid...wadda ya gonna do?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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