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Hey, folks traveling around the country in their RV forecasing doom, fine with me. If they're not kidnapping people or planning on drinking poisoned koolaid or whatnot, then good for them.

I wouldn't mind if Christ came in a few weeks and ushered in the millenium. Improves the dating pool for my daughters I wanna marry of in the next decade or two.

LM

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May 21st!! Good grief! I won't have everything unpacked and put away by then!

OH, that reminds me, I need to buy some of those small propane cannisters. Decided not to pack them in the truck. Had them for over 6 years, wonder if they would have still worked???

AND I left all of my glass hurricane lanterns behind also. They were full of oil, and again I didn't want to put them in the truck. Didn't have anything to put the lamp oil in. (mmmm, does this sound a bit like the 10 virgins?? only a wee bit skewed, mmmm)

Oh, that reminds me, I need to purchase a few more glass loaf pans.

{{squirrel}} Hey, did you see that squirrel????

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Slamjet, if you are paying, we'll ALL celebrate your birthday for you.... But make it quick, as May 21st isn't that far off.

Y'know it amazes me that the Son of God could not know the day and time of this event, but that the pastor of this flock of loonies has the inside scoop! Of course, he got the date wrong the first time, but only because he rushed the calculations....

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I actually do appreciate it when people try guess the day. Since no one really knows it as Jesus said, we can therefore rule out the particular day in question!

So May 21st is out. Only a slightly smaller infinitude of possiblities left to consider...

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I've often told my children (including recently) with people guessing when the world will end, it is possible for someone to guess right, but that still doesn't make it anything more than a guess.

I guess I should publish my book as is now and hope for some form of success before the end.;)

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Where do you live? Maybe it is just your county that will be spared the great upheavals....

Soggy Washington ... we get rainbows alot ... if we didin't it would be scary!

Many, many years ago when my mom's appendix ruptured her surgeon was late to her surgery because he had sold all he had and packed his bags (what??) and gone to the desert outside of Tucson with a bunch of people for the rapture ... guess he figured he better get back to work when it didn't happen!

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... and gone to the desert outside of Tucson with a bunch of people for the rapture ... guess he figured he better get back to work when it didn't happen!

You have to travel for the Rapture? Hey, it's just straight up! If you want straighter up you should go to Missouri (LDS) or Jerusalem (everyone else).

But once you're airborne, what the heck?

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Soggy Washington ... we get rainbows alot ... if we didin't it would be scary!

Same for Oregon, do you also get rainbows in the puddles on the street?

(note, I know that those puddle rainbows are caused by oil dripped by cars, but they are pretty anyway :eek:)

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may 21 what happend to dec 21 2012 ? i was planin a big party for dec 20 2012. well sounds like a reason to party on may 20 . thanks im always lookin to thro down on a good party.

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may 21 what happend to dec21 2012 ? i was planin a big party for dec 21 2012. sounds like a good reason to party on may 20. thanks im always lookin for a reason to thro down on a good party. yall keep on with the end of the world dates an i will keep partyin. 1999 its been awile since the last end of the world party

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Same for Oregon, do you also get rainbows in the puddles on the street?

(note, I know that those puddle rainbows are caused by oil dripped by cars, but they are pretty anyway :eek:)

I prefer the rainbows on my roast beef. :D

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