You know you are in your third trimester when...

[Jennarator]

A small packet of oatmeal gives you heartburn.

You eat everything in the house to try to hit that craving, but none of it will do, so you send your husband out at midnight to get you something.

Your belly changes shape every few minutes.

What else?

[beefche]

Your belly changes shape every few minutes.

Well, darn. I must be in my third trimester every Thanksgiving....

[annewandering]

you know every single bathroom in every single place you ever go and the fastest route there.

[Jennarator]

Your toes need attention, but you can't reach them long enough to do them, and the smell at the nail salon is way too strong, so your toe nails look horrible.

[Jennarator]

People at work are expecting you to "pop" any moment, but you know you still have months (or weeks) left.

[Jennarator]

You put on a gray top and someones prints out the work "Goodyear" and tapes it to your belly as you walk by.

[Jennarator]

Hugging your husband is awkward because that your belly is in the way. He doesn't want to squish it.

[Jennarator]

You wonder if the doctor will just take the baby out, early. You are DONE! Yet, you know better and still need to wait.

[Guest]

You look forward to having a newborn so that you can finally get a little sleep.

[FlyAway]

You look forward to having a newborn so that you can finally get a little sleep.

Then you realize you won't get any sleep for a long time. XD

[Connie]

Your feet and ankles are the size of small watermelons.

[Maureen]

You can't remember what it feels like to have a waist.

M.

[Guest]

My twins are 8 months old, so I haven't gotten any decent sleep for close to a year.

[Connie]

Your husband decides to buy stock in Tums.

[ryanh]

Frequently asking husband/kids to tie shoes for you.

Sometimes get up at night to go pee twice within 15 minutes.

[annewandering]

You dont remember the last time you were able to sit up straight.

[Guest]

When you drop something, you spend an amount of time deciding how much you really needed it, anyway, before trying to pick it up (or not).

[Jennarator]

You don't have the energy to undress. Why not sleep in your clothes?

[Guest]

You don't always have the energy to dress. Why get out of bed?

[Saintmichaeldefendthem1]

What a funny thread! I'm amused because right now my wife is in her 1st trimester with our 3rd child and the funny thing is, the quirks of pregnancy always hit her like it's the first time ever. Our 8 year old walks right up to momma's only slightly expanded belly and puts his ear up and says, "I don't hear any kicking". When she was pregnant with our 3 year old, he used to love hearing his little brother kick inside. I pulled up internet pictures and showed him how tiny the baby is right now in the 1st trimester, looking more like a fish than a person.

But yes, as a learned husband I'm already preparing for her 3rd trimester by installing a brand new hand-held shower head in the shower and buying several oversized pillows because she has such a hard time finding comfortable sleeping positions in the later stages. I've been through this 2 times before and I think we both get better at it each time.

[Vort]

You outweigh, outeat, and outyell your husband.

[Blocky]

When you'd rather sleep with a body pillow than your husband.

[Connie]

Your husband is shivering under 3 thick quilts and all you have is a thin sheet. ..and it's still TOO HOT!

[Guest]

When you'd rather sleep with a body pillow than your husband.

My husband started calling my body pillow "The Big Red Husband". I think he'll be glad when I finally take it to D.I.

[classylady]

You know you're in your third trimester when you can barely squeeze behind the steering wheel of the car.