ctr123 Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 When your belly is no longer in your personal space and free game for anyone to rub, pat, or touch whenever they feel like it. Even if it is a complete stranger in the supermarket. When everyone ask you when you are due and they go one to tell you everyone they have ever known who has a birthday remotely close to your due date. When you feel that tiny life growing and can hardly wait to see what they look, feel and sound like. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted November 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 You "innie" becomes flat then and "outie." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 You "innie" becomes flat then and "outie."I miss Sister Vort's belly button turning inside out. It let me see a hidden part of her -- literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Then you realize you won't get any sleep for a long time. XD And then before you know it they are teenagers out on dates and you still aren't getting any sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annewandering Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 and then they leave home and then they come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted November 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 and then they leave home and then they come back.Then they better pay some kind of rent to me by then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Then they better pay some kind of rent to me by then. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annewandering Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Good luck. lol isnt that the truth!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted November 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 What do you mean? You don't think I will throw them out on the street if they can't pay?!? I mean, really....they spend 9 months trying to kill me and make me so sick I want to die, then they bum food, clothes and shelter off me for at least 18 years. They beg money off me for entertainment. Have me drive them all over town, if they move out, then back in my house, they will pay. hehehee.....ok, maybe we moms do these things cuz we want to...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applepansy Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 you realize your heart will never ever be safe again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 When the best part of your day is getting to finally take off the bra you just bought two months earlier but already doesn't fit right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talisyn Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 when you look down at your belly button and realize it's shifted 2 inches to the right. Oh and those packets of oatmeal are horrible! I always got heartburn from them, but regular unsalted oatmeal worked great for me ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 When the best part of your day is getting to finally take off the bra you just bought two months earlier but already doesn't fit right.That happens to me now, and I had better not be pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted December 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 You are soo huge and bloated, walking by a mirror ruins your whole day.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bini Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Awhh, Jennarator :]I remember those days. How soon did you start "showing"? My belly blew up fast. At least, that's how I felt. Whether it was gas bloat or real pregnancy belly, who knows but it was really obvious to me around my 13th week. It might have been real obvious to others but I know DH didn't dare go there.. OK back on topic.. You know you're in your third trimester when you're telling yourself, never again! Will this ever end! Hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annewandering Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 You know you are at the end of your third trimester when that beautiful baby looks up at you and all the misery goes away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted December 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 You know you are at the end of your third trimester when that beautiful baby looks up at you and all the misery goes away.CAn't wait to get there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sister_in_faith Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 In Jr. High my spanish teacher was pregnant. In the middle of class she was messing with her water bottle, and announced, "Oh no, my water broke!". One of my classmates (whose mother was also pregnant at the time) literally dove under his desk, and the rest of us were hysterical, until she explained what she meant. It was pretty funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RipplecutBuddha Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 You know you're in your third trimester when it's been about six months since you realized you were pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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