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In this string, I'll post a quote, and let others guess who said it.  With each wrong guess, a clue will be given.

 

So, who said:

 

I feel most ministers who claim they've heard God's voice are eating too much pizza before they go to bed at night, and it's really an intestinal disorder, not a revelation.

 

First clue...the person who said this was not LDS.

Posted

Whomever it is it sounds like Scrooge

 

``Why do you doubt your senses?''

``Because,'' said Scrooge, ``a little thing affects them. A slight disorder of the stomach makes them cheats. You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!''

~Charles Dickens 'A Christmas Carol'

 

Posted (edited)

OK...3 clues

 

1.  The person was a Christian

2.  He was a minister

3.  He once took went down a waterslide while wearing a suit to raise money

 

 

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Edited by prisonchaplain
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I checked too.

 

It's Jerry Falwell.

 

And the next quote is:

 

Sound, balanced teaching is a must. Our default should be to partake. Our default should be to live in joy, not condemnation. Our default should be to love, not to correct, to encourage, not to criticize.

 

Clue: The person who said this is also non-LDS. :)

 

M.

Posted

Okay guys... there are SOOO MANY NON-LDS people out there... There are more non-LDS than there are people in China.

Posted

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

 

No Googling, please... the beauty of this contest is in the guessing.

Posted

Judge Bork is a great guess, but it's wrong.  Doctor Psychrowave surely ought to win an award for something (but I don't know what).

 

Clue #2 (final): The person's first name rhymes with a large sea animal.

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This one I know because I totally adored her.  Mother Teresa.

 

Next:

 

The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.

Posted (edited)

I've definitely heard most of these quotes before, but am terrible at connecting names to quotes  :(

 

 

 

The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.

 

Mark Twain?

 

Edited by Crypto
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I've definitely heard most of these quotes before, but am terrible at connecting names to quotes  :(

 

 

 

Mark Twain?

 

 

Yep

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