beefche Posted March 24, 2015 Report Posted March 24, 2015 This was a Twitter trend the other day and I thought it would be fun to do the same. Change one word of a famous quote or line. Here are some examples: Give me liberty or give me deordorant! You had me at Halo. Make him an omelette he can't refuse. Quote
Guest Posted March 24, 2015 Report Posted March 24, 2015 Feed the squirrel, make it a better place. Quote
Dravin Posted March 24, 2015 Report Posted March 24, 2015 Be the strange you wish to see in the world. Syme, theSQUIDSTER and Litzy 3 Quote
theSQUIDSTER Posted March 24, 2015 Report Posted March 24, 2015 (edited) Luke, search your feelings.... I *AM* Richard Simmons... Lions and tigers and vermiscious knids, oh my! Master Po to Kwai Chang Kain: "When you can snatch the key from my hand, it will be time for you to go to the bathroom..." ...one nation under God; with liberty, fries & a Coke to go. Help me, Obi-Rhonda Kenobi. You're my only hope. "I am a child of God and He has sent me here.. has given me an earthly home with parents kind of weird." (My Kids sing that sometimes...) ------------- ..... ok so some of them have MORE than a word changed... Still, I'm trying to "obey the SPIRIT of the guffaw..." if not the letter... .... Edited March 24, 2015 by theSQUIDSTER havejoy 1 Quote
Litzy Posted March 24, 2015 Report Posted March 24, 2015 (edited) A bird is the thing with feathers... Edited March 24, 2015 by Litzy Quote
Syme Posted March 24, 2015 Report Posted March 24, 2015 Be the strange you wish to see in the world. What doesn't kill you only makes you stranger. beefche 1 Quote
classylady Posted March 24, 2015 Report Posted March 24, 2015 There's no place like WalMart. theSQUIDSTER and beefche 2 Quote
beefche Posted March 24, 2015 Author Report Posted March 24, 2015 I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my appetite. Quote
Dravin Posted March 24, 2015 Report Posted March 24, 2015 God does not play Monopoly with the universe. mordorbund 1 Quote
beefche Posted March 24, 2015 Author Report Posted March 24, 2015 The lady doth talk too much, methinks. Quote
theSQUIDSTER Posted March 25, 2015 Report Posted March 25, 2015 Many are called but few are lederhosen. Litzy 1 Quote
Guest Posted March 25, 2015 Report Posted March 25, 2015 The early worm gets eaten by the bird. Quote
pam Posted March 25, 2015 Report Posted March 25, 2015 How do I love thee? Let me count the chocolate bars. Quote
char713 Posted March 25, 2015 Report Posted March 25, 2015 To thine own scent be true. beefche 1 Quote
Vort Posted March 25, 2015 Report Posted March 25, 2015 I'd rather be rich than stupid. (Okay, that's really just a Jack Handey quote, but it seemed to fit.) Quote
Guest Posted March 25, 2015 Report Posted March 25, 2015 How about changing one word to many? Super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis Quote
theSQUIDSTER Posted March 25, 2015 Report Posted March 25, 2015 All we are is dust in the hinge. Quote
Guest Posted March 25, 2015 Report Posted March 25, 2015 A bird in the hand is worth dinner in the oven. Quote
theSQUIDSTER Posted March 25, 2015 Report Posted March 25, 2015 (edited) She was a fast machine she kept her motor cleanShe was the best dang wookie that I ever seen Edited March 25, 2015 by theSQUIDSTER Syme 1 Quote
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