Things That Keep Me Up At Night

[mirkwood]

Thing #117 that keeps me up at night:

 

What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon?

[Guest]

It howls at the earth?

[Aish HaTorah]

Without question, the fear of running out of gummy bears has me sitting up in bed, restless, covered in a sheen of sweat, and biting my fingernails.

I shudder at the thought even in the pleasant warmth of the afternoon sun. 

[Aish HaTorah]

47 minutes ago, mirkwood said:

Thing #117 that keeps me up at night:

 

What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon?

It gets its fill of cheese and sleeps contentedly.

[beefche]

6 hours ago, mirkwood said:

Thing #117 that keeps me up at night:

 

What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon?

Considering your job and that you work nights, I think seeing a really hair guy mooning you would just be another day at the office for you. 

[bytebear]

He suffocates and dies?

[Vort]

46 minutes ago, bytebear said:

He suffocates and dies?

I love the literal answers.

[unixknight]

11 hours ago, bytebear said:

He suffocates and dies?

But if a werewolf can only be hurt by a silver weapon (or any weapon with at least a +1 enchantment) then would suffocation be a fatal event?

[Guest]

19 hours ago, Aish HaTorah said:

It gets its fill of cheese and sleeps contentedly.

Do werewolves eat cheese?

[Aish HaTorah]

1 hour ago, Carborendum said:

Do werewolves eat cheese?

Only Moon Cheese.

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Aish HaTorah said:

Only Moon Cheese.

Ahh.  Of course.  You learn something new every day.

[Anddenex]

On April 17, 2016 at 2:40 PM, mirkwood said:

Thing #117 that keeps me up at night:

 

What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon?

The individual will never become a werewolf again. He/she is unable to transform as he/she will never see a full moon.

A more morbid reason, "The werewolf dies for lack of oxygen."

[mordorbund]

On 4/17/2016 at 4:40 PM, mirkwood said:

Thing #117 that keeps me up at night:

 

What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon?

That's why the cow never made it back.  Poor cow.

Edited April 19, 2016 by mordorbund

[theSQUIDSTER]

On 4/17/2016 at 1:40 PM, mirkwood said:

Thing #117 that keeps me up at night:

 

What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon?

With every rising of the full earth (every 30 days or so?) he transforms into a man... then wakes up later in some lunar ditch not knowing how he got there and why he's dressed like John Gotti "Junior"...

Edited April 21, 2016 by theSQUIDSTER
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[LeSellers]

On 4/17/2016 at 2:40 PM, mirkwood said:

10 hours ago, theSQUIDSTER said:

With every rising of the full earth (every 30 days or so?) he transforms into a man... then wakes up later in some lunar ditch not knowing how he got there and why he's dressed like John Gotti "Junior"...

 

Cute, but scientifically unsound. From the Moon, the Earth does not rise, ever. If you are on the "dark side", you never see it, if on the "light side" it's always in the sky, the biggest object out there.

'Course, in matters lycanthropic, science has not place.

Lehi

[zil]

59 minutes ago, LeSellers said:

'Course, in matters lycanthropic, science has not place.

Exactly!  Quit ruining theSQUIDSTER's story with your logic!  (His is the best reply so far.)