Sunday21 Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 (edited) What headline would you like to read in Monday’s Newspaper? Jesus has arrived in Salt Lake City. Massive Budget Surplus: Canadian Taxes cancelled for 5 years Canada to be encased in plastic bubble: Turn Snow Shovels in for recycling. Last Mosquito Dies: Species Now Extinct So what headline would you like to see? Edited March 18, 2018 by Sunday21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Sunday21 said: What headline would you like to read in Monday’s Newspaper? Jesus has arrived in Salt Lake City. Massive Budget Surplus: Canadian Taxes cancelled for 5 years Canada to be encased in plastic bubble: Turn Snow Shovels in for recycling. Last Mosquito Dies: Species Now Extinct I'm not really sure. That's a tough one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person0 Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Are we supposed to pick only from the options you presented, or make up our own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MormonGator Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Florida man recognizes lifelong dream, is new bassist for Megadeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday21 Posted March 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 hour ago, person0 said: Are we supposed to pick only from the options you presented, or make up our own? I was hoping that you would make up your own! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnsonJones Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Still Alive?! Great...you get a free ticket to the Celestial Kingdom...no more worries about sin!! Sunday21 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mordorbund Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 3/17/2018 at 9:25 PM, MormonGator said: Florida man recognizes lifelong dream, is new bassist for Megadeth. From the article: When asked to comment on his new career, the bassist replied, "HA HA HA HA HA!!!! In your face MormonGator!" Sunday21 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 3/18/2018 at 4:28 AM, JohnsonJones said: Still Alive?! Great...you get a free ticket to the Celestial Kingdom...no more worries about sin!! Sunday21 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person0 Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 Moon to Crash to Earth in 3 Months, No Survivors Expected Sunday21 and zil 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anatess2 Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 Anatess2 wins Philippine Presidential Elections. Sunday21 and Vort 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 Local man worth $100 billion; no one knows about it Sunday21 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mordorbund Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Vort said: Local man worth $100 billion; no one knows about it Didn't you already use this for 1 truth and 1 lie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 5 hours ago, mordorbund said: Didn't you already use this for 1 truth and 1 lie? Uhmmmm... Isn't that kind of like saying "I'm lying" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 On 3/18/2018 at 6:28 AM, JohnsonJones said: Still Alive?! Great...you get a free ticket to the Celestial Kingdom...no more worries about sin!! While that sounds great, I don't see how that would be a newspaper headline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still_Small_Voice Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 Mutual Fund Summit Global Investments U.S. Low Volatility Equity A Share Increases by 2,300% In One Day Congress Balances the U.S. Budget and Kicks Lobbyists Out of Washington D.C. Nine Million Members Baptized into the L.D.S. Church, Major Reformation In Nation Sunday21 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Still_Small_Voice said: Nine Million Members Baptized into the L.D.S. Church, Major Reformation In Nation How about simply: Mormons Now Largest Faith In The World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 27 minutes ago, Carborendum said: How about simply: Mormons Now Largest Faith In The World. That is the one thing we can be sure will never happen (before the millennial reign of Christ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 4 hours ago, Vort said: That is the one thing we can be sure will never happen (before the millennial reign of Christ). Neither will "Last Mosquito Dies." We're dreaming here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 11 minutes ago, Carborendum said: Neither will "Last Mosquito Dies." We're dreaming here. WHAT?! You mean my "billion-dollar guy" thing is just fantasy? One interpretation of the Harry Potter series is that Harry is a hopelessly psychotic child escaping into fantasy while his parents mourn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Vort said: WHAT?! You mean my "billion-dollar guy" thing is just fantasy? One interpretation of the Harry Potter series is that Harry is a hopelessly psychotic child escaping into fantasy while his parents mourn. I've heard that. And I have some problems with that... ehh... ehrmm.. Nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Carborendum said: I've heard that. And I have some problems with that... ehh... ehrmm.. Nevermind. You have to admit, it very neatly ties up all the (many) loose ends, contradictory phenomena, and deus ex machina events that take place in the books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Vort said: You have to admit, it very neatly ties up all the (many) loose ends, contradictory phenomena, and deus ex machina events that take place in the books. You could say that about virtually any fictional story. Think about Ferris Bueller's day off. People say that Ferris didn't actually exist. The entire movie was Cameron's vivid imagination because of his bored-out-of-his-mind life. But that doesn't make for a good story. Consider what that did for Brazil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 24 minutes ago, Carborendum said: You could say that about virtually any fictional story. Think about Ferris Bueller's day off. People say that Ferris didn't actually exist. The entire movie was Cameron's vivid imagination because of his bored-out-of-his-mind life. But that doesn't make for a good story. Consider what that did for Brazil. True, almost trivially so. But because of its specific, uh, creativity of storyline, the Harry Potter series lends itself more easily to this sort of interpretation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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