AbramM Posted March 22, 2019 Report Posted March 22, 2019 Hi, my name is Abram. I am a Christian from Oklahoma and I joint the forum to ask a question to Latter-day-Saints for advice. I'm sorry if I am not meant to be here because I don't identify as a Latter-day-Saint. Best wishes, Abram Jane_Doe 1 Quote
anatess2 Posted March 22, 2019 Report Posted March 22, 2019 Hi Abram, welcome! Let me introduce you to one of our senior moderators: @prisonchaplain. He's a pastor for the Assemblies of God. He's not meant to be here but we can't seem to get rid of him. I guess we'll just have to get him baptized. Looking forward to your post on that advise you're seeking. We love to help. prisonchaplain, Jane_Doe and Aish HaTorah 1 2 Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted March 22, 2019 Report Posted March 22, 2019 Welcome to the forums! We have a wide range of people here. From atheists to protestants to die hard LDS! Quote
prisonchaplain Posted March 22, 2019 Report Posted March 22, 2019 (edited) Welcome @AbramM. You'll find some really sharp folks here, who enjoy answering open, sincere questions. The fact that they put up with a Pentecostal preacher for over 10 years speaks volumes. Of course, they figured out the secret to dealing with rogue theologians--just give 'em a fancy title and a modicum of power. 🤡 Edited March 22, 2019 by prisonchaplain Quote
AbramM Posted March 22, 2019 Author Report Posted March 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, prisonchaplain said: Welcome @AbramM. You'll find some really sharp folks here, who enjoy answering open, sincere questions. The fact that they put up with a Pentecostal preacher for over 10 years speaks volumes. Of course, they figured out the secret to dealing with rogue theologians--just give 'em a fancy title and a modicum of power. 🤡 Hi Chaplain I have thought about going into ministry myself but I'm still praying about it. prisonchaplain and anatess2 2 Quote
wanagi-o-washi Posted March 28, 2019 Report Posted March 28, 2019 On 3/22/2019 at 4:00 PM, anatess2 said: Hi Abram, welcome! Let me introduce you to one of our senior moderators: @prisonchaplain. He's a pastor for the Assemblies of God. He's not meant to be here but we can't seem to get rid of him. I guess we'll just have to get him baptized. Looki Dear Anatess, let there be heard the words of a medicine man: Not in a thousand of years one black robe would let himself get baptized in the sense of yours. Not in a thousand of years. You're silently mocking he's not meant to be here...? He'll be always. Always here. Quote
wanagi-o-washi Posted March 28, 2019 Report Posted March 28, 2019 On 3/22/2019 at 1:38 PM, AbramM said: Hi, my name is Abram. I am a Christian from Oklahoma and I joint the forum to ask a question to Latter-day-Saints for advice. I'm sorry if I am not meant to be here because I don't identify as a Latter-day-Saint. Best wishes, Abram Dear Abraham, with one leg on which side whatever you're already a Mormon. I can see you. Hold the line. But be aware it's said that hell has been located only three miles under Oklahoma (I think the Washington Post reported it...?). Quote
pam Posted March 28, 2019 Report Posted March 28, 2019 On 3/22/2019 at 4:54 PM, prisonchaplain said: Welcome @AbramM. You'll find some really sharp folks here, who enjoy answering open, sincere questions. The fact that they put up with a Pentecostal preacher for over 10 years speaks volumes. Of course, they figured out the secret to dealing with rogue theologians--just give 'em a fancy title and a modicum of power. 🤡 We felt sorry for you. prisonchaplain 1 Quote
pam Posted March 28, 2019 Report Posted March 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, wanagi-o-washi said: Dear Anatess, let there be heard the words of a medicine man: Not in a thousand of years one black robe would let himself get baptized in the sense of yours. Not in a thousand of years. You're silently mocking he's not meant to be here...? He'll be always. Always here. Just so you are aware...Anatess was totally joking. Quote
AbramM Posted March 30, 2019 Author Report Posted March 30, 2019 On 3/28/2019 at 11:51 PM, wanagi-o-washi said: Dear Abraham, with one leg on which side whatever you're already a Mormon. I can see you. Hold the line. But be aware it's said that hell has been located only three miles under Oklahoma (I think the Washington Post reported it...?). No one ever calls me Abraham and Oklahoma is God's country. I'm not a Mormon btw I am a Protestant Quote
Sunday21 Posted March 31, 2019 Report Posted March 31, 2019 @AbramM So glad that you are here! Um..Why is OK, God’s country? Sparsely populated places are sometimes referred to as God’s country. Is the assumption that God prefers fewer people? In which case, how about Baffin Island? I have friend working there. One problem. Hard to find a bush to provide privacy for private functions. Flat, no vegetation. Embarasing problem. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baffin_Island Quote
AbramM Posted April 1, 2019 Author Report Posted April 1, 2019 On 3/31/2019 at 3:57 AM, Sunday21 said: @AbramM So glad that you are here! Um..Why is OK, God’s country? Sparsely populated places are sometimes referred to as God’s country. Is the assumption that God prefers fewer people? In which case, how about Baffin Island? I have friend working there. One problem. Hard to find a bush to provide privacy for private functions. Flat, no vegetation. Embarasing problem. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baffin_Island Canada isn't really a country. I was only joking about Oklahoma being God's country. It is the greatest state though Jane_Doe 1 Quote
anatess2 Posted April 1, 2019 Report Posted April 1, 2019 1 minute ago, AbramM said: Canada isn't really a country. I was only joking about Oklahoma being God's country. It is the greatest state though I like this guy. Jane_Doe 1 Quote
Sunday21 Posted April 2, 2019 Report Posted April 2, 2019 5 hours ago, AbramM said: Canada isn't really a country. I was only joking about Oklahoma being God's country. It is the greatest state though Not doubting you...’It is the greatest state though‘ but why? Quote
AbramM Posted April 2, 2019 Author Report Posted April 2, 2019 6 hours ago, Sunday21 said: Not doubting you...’It is the greatest state though‘ but why? Because in Oklahoma every one is a Baptist 🤣 Quote
Sunday21 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Posted April 3, 2019 17 hours ago, AbramM said: Because in Oklahoma every one is a Baptist 🤣 Makes sense! AbramM 1 Quote
bytebear Posted April 17, 2019 Report Posted April 17, 2019 On 4/1/2019 at 6:58 PM, Sunday21 said: Not doubting you...’It is the greatest state though‘ but why? Do you really need to ask? Sunday21, Maureen and SilentOne 1 2 Quote
AbramM Posted April 17, 2019 Author Report Posted April 17, 2019 11 hours ago, bytebear said: Do you really need to ask? Actually I never heard this before 😂 Quote
iamookkk Posted June 2, 2019 Report Posted June 2, 2019 Hi! My name is Oleh and i am new here too! anatess2 1 Quote
prisonchaplain Posted June 2, 2019 Report Posted June 2, 2019 On 4/2/2019 at 1:05 AM, AbramM said: Because in Oklahoma every one is a Baptist 🤣 There's a rumor going around that Oral Roberts is a hold-out . . . Quote
anatess2 Posted June 3, 2019 Report Posted June 3, 2019 On 6/2/2019 at 10:26 AM, iamookkk said: Hi! My name is Oleh and i am new here too! Welcome Oleh. Quote
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