"The best thing about being a wo-man..."

[Jamie123]

"...is that you get to wear a skirt."

Here's a typical "woman" wearing a skirt!

(The last thread I started got a bit intense. Im starting one about cross-dressing instead!)

[LDSGator]

Oh! @mirkwood is out in public again. 

[ZealoulyStriving]

In my new Ward there's a brother that wears a kilt to Church.

[zil2]

2 hours ago, Jamie123 said:

"...is that you get to wear a skirt."

Incorrect answer.  Also not part of the song.  Also, dude does not "wear it well". :SMH:

[Jamie123]

9 minutes ago, zil2 said:

Also, dude does not "wear it well". :SMH:

Oh I don't know! Don't you think it goes well with the beard?

[NeuroTypical]

Might as well turn this thread into a scripture literacy thread:

[zil2]

51 minutes ago, Jamie123 said:

Don't you think it goes well with the beard?

No.

[Jamie123]

1 hour ago, zil2 said:

No.

Har har! You've got absolutely no taste! 

[mirkwood]

5 hours ago, LDSGator said:

Oh! @mirkwood is out in public again. 

I have hair.

[LDSGator]

6 minutes ago, mirkwood said:

I have hair.

Uh, we all noticed you didn’t say “I don’t wear a skirt.” 

[mirkwood]

Just now, LDSGator said:

Uh, we all noticed you didn’t say “I don’t wear a skirt.” 

Have you ever seen me in a skirt?  No.  You haven't even seen me in a kilt (and we have Scottish ancestors.)

[Vort]

21 minutes ago, mirkwood said:

Have you ever seen me in a skirt?  No.  You haven't even seen me in a kilt (and we have Scottish ancestors.)

It's called a "kilt" because many were killt by Scotsmen dressed in it.

[Jamie123]

25 minutes ago, Vort said:

It's called a "kilt" because many were killt by Scotsmen dressed in it.

Aye...wi' slaughtered the Sassanachs at Bannokburrrrrn!

(No, I'm not Scottish, and I'm not even very good at doing the accent!)

[NeuroTypical]