"Fast Car"

[Jamie123]

Time for a victory dance!

Don't you just hate it when drivers of "fast cars" overtake all the other "slow cars" who are waiting in a traffic queue and cut in and out weaving their way past everyone as if they were ambulances or fire trucks on their way to an emergency. All because they're special "fast car" people who don't have to wait their turn like us ordinary plebs.

Even most BMW drivers aren't this bad!

I'd suggest the following additional punishments:

1. Being thrown in the "gunk tank". And make it especially nasty gunk that's impossible to get out of your hair!

2. Having to wear a sign on his back saying "kick me" for the next six months (on pain of being thrown in the gunk tank again every time he's caught not wearing it).

3. Having to change his name officially to "Crap Bag" for the next six months. (Yes...yes...I got that from Friends.) And if he's caught signing himself anything other than Crap Bag, it's the gunk tank again!

Anyone care to add more?

Edited July 30, 2024 by Jamie123

[LDSGator]

Have to listen to @mirkwood talk about Rush for six hours. Earplugs not allowed. 

 

[mirkwood]

3 hours ago, LDSGator said:

Have to listen to @mirkwood talk about Rush for six hours. Earplugs not allowed. 

 

Oh we can go longer than 6 hours.

[Jamie123]

13 minutes ago, mirkwood said:

Oh we can go longer than 6 hours.

Sounds horri...oh wait a minute. I'm a fan of Rush. (Though after 6 hours I daresay even Rush would become a tiresome topic!)

I really need to write something about the Fountain of Lamneth - what I think it's about (or at least what it means to me). It's haunted my thoughts since I first heard it at age 15. 

[mirkwood]

6 hours ago, Jamie123 said:

 (Though after 6 hours I daresay even Rush would become a tiresome topic!)

 

 

[Jamie123]

10 hours ago, mirkwood said:

 

 

"Hold the red star proudly high in hand!"

[Traveler]

The 3 most deadly ways to die from an automobile accident are from speeding, intersections and lane changes.   The main problem is that over time it is not just those with insufficient intelligence that are eliminated from the gene pool but others willing to live in a society that fosters such inferior intelligences. Perhaps it is all for the best.  Perhaps this is the reason that we have never discovered in this universe a civilization more advanced than our current civilization.

 

The Traveler

[LDSGator]

On 7/30/2024 at 3:13 PM, mirkwood said:

Oh we can go longer than 6 hours.

Let’s enter an alternative universe. @mirkwood has to talk about Kiss. I have to talk about Rush. @NeuroTypical has to talk about…uh…sorry bud, what’s the opposite of a Brony? 

[NeuroTypical]

18 hours ago, LDSGator said:

what’s the opposite of a Brony? 

People with maturity and intelligence, who are able to hold gainful employment without offending their co-workers with neckbeards and body odor.

(Or so they tell me)

Edited August 1, 2024 by NeuroTypical

[Ironhold]

On 8/1/2024 at 2:31 PM, NeuroTypical said:

People with maturity and intelligence, who are able to hold gainful employment without offending their co-workers with neckbeards and body odor.

(Or so they tell me)

In all seriousness, a *lot* of United States Military service members actually became fans of the series because it was something positive to counteract the often negative aspects of being deployed. 

The Military Times, part of the Gannett family of periodicals, actually did a story on it about a decade back.