Bookmeister

Winnie...if he were a really great man, he would have already cast your ballot so that you didn't even have to get out of the car. (he sounds like the kind of guy I want to be when I grow up)

There was a toast we used when I was in the army a million years ago, and it went this way. "My Country, may she always be right. But right or wrong, my country!" I still feel that way.

Elphie...if your butt is the same green color, I think I'll pass on seeing it...;

You know, for $50 I'll vote for the guy who paid me. And I'll vote as many times as I can (at least that's how it works in a certain western state with the initials New Mexico).

So, does that mean that my "Bunghole Theory" for raising children is child abuse? The theory is simple. As soon as the child is weaned, you put it in a wooden barrel and put the top on, then feed the child through the bunghole. When the child reaches puberty, you put the bung in.

Exploding bugs sounds like something Hagrid might want to use in his Care of Magical Creatures classes. Mostly I think there are more people seeing bugs (and other forms of wildlife...i.e. deer, moose, bears, ((yes, and the lions and tigers, too)) because there are.......... 1. Lots more people than there used to be, and............................ 2. more development in what used to be natural and rural areas because all those "new" people need places to live. Or maybe it's something much more sinister, like all of the animals slowly moving into position to "control" the humans when the secret signal is given. (my pills??? where are my pills?????)

A local drive-in theater (which has since been torn down and turned into part of the highway through town) was showing this double feature (I almost crashed the car when I saw it...LOL). Three Men and a Baby Throw Momma From The Train.

I guess there's more than one kind of boob, too.

I'm 53...and I don't believe I've ever been a "whipper snapper"...:)

Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.

It does kinda make you wonder about the first human who ever looked at a cow and said, "I wonder if I can suck anything out of those?"

I don't know either way...but certainly they're here for us to love, just as we are to do with all our neighbors.

This may sound like a silly idea, but what the heck. Build a sailboat or a rowboat together. There are lots of free plans for these on the internet and it's often something that a family could do together. It will take more than one Monday evening, of course, but you might be surprised at just how fast the work actually goes. And after that, the family has a small boat they can stick on top of the car or on a small trailer and take to the lake. But like I said, it's a weird idea.

Never drink down stream from the herd.

All I can say is that, no matter how many people think of all the possibilities, this piece of legislation is completely subject to the "Law of Unintended Consequences".

Actually, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to see past the veil. I think I would be devastated by knowing the kind of person I could have been, and the person I actually am. Seeing such wonders would probably drive me mad because I wouldn't be able to make them happen in my mortal life.

If anyone hopes to get a kiss, then it's a date. :)

Has anyone else noticed that LDS women just seem to have a "special glow"?

I thinkith I am, I thinkith I am, I thinkith I am.

Well, I thought so.

I thought that I knew I was thinking...but now I'm thinking about what I thought. I think.

Hey, if I'd just spent 50 gazillion dollars on the world's largest particle cannon, I'd want to shoot the thing off, too!!!

Motorcycles.....and saxophones.....and dogs

Me go lift heavy thing now.

The divorce becomes final when I get paid...and not before.