Corrupt a Wish


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Granted, but it will be followed by a severe plunge in health, followed by a trip to a rude, sarcastic, pill-popping doctor who will insult you, make you better, almost kill you, then completely cure you so you can walk home the next day.

I wish my emotional problems would go away.

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Granted, but now you have a hair ache (let me know what that's like, i've never had one). :D

I wish i could be a witch for a day, then i could take my wand and with a swish and flick yell wingardium leviosa and knock out any and all trolls with their own clubs!

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Granted, but now it's incredibly complicated to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

I wish I was playing WhirlyBall with my husband and friends instead of sitting at work.

Granted... but now you get hit in the face and have a broken nose and a black eye (dont know what whirlyball is... but sounds violent! geesh nutty...)

I wish I could find what I was missing.

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Granted... but now you get hit in the face and have a broken nose and a black eye (dont know what whirlyball is... but sounds violent! geesh nutty...)

I wish I could find what I was missing.

Granted. You've been missing that kid who lives down the street from you every time you pull out of your driveway. Now he's in intensive care.

I wish you hadn't hit that kid. :(

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Granted. You've been missing that kid who lives down the street from you every time you pull out of your driveway. Now he's in intensive care.

I wish you hadn't hit that kid. :(

Granted - but now that kid grows up, joins a band, that joins a gang, that joins a movement... to eliminate Candians who move to England.

I wish I was 22 again.

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Granted BUT I'd cut it and I don't cut hair hahaha

I wish my kids didn't play with and lose important things that I needed to fix the sink

Granted... but now you dont have kids...but crazy dogs that chew and shred every pair of shoes you have...

I wish I could move back down south.

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