Dr T Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Granted the toy is not banished but u have been. I wish dinner was ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Dorsey Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Granted but your wife cooked everything you hate. I wish I there were 3 weekdend days and I got them all off all the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Granted the toy is not banished but u have been.I wish dinner was readyhey wing, so are we banished together now?....wonder if the kids are back with daddy..... this could be a good deal... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 I wish I there were 3 weekdend days and I got them all off all the time!Granted - you now join millions in the unemployment line.I wish for a swift end to the recession! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missingsomething Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Granted - you now join millions in the unemployment line.I wish for a swift end to the recession!Granted... but then everyone becomes so rich that the dollar store (ie mormon primary walmart) goes out of business.I wish I was never hungry for junk food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Granted the toy is not banished but u have been.D'oh!I wish I was never hungry for junk food.Granted, but now you are only hungry for liver and onions.I wish I hadn't had a really upsetting dream last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Dorsey Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 D'oh!Granted, but now you are only hungry for liver and onions.I wish I hadn't had a really upsetting dream last night. Granted...you didn't have an upsetting dream last night, as a matter of fact you had no dreams last night nor in the future as you are now an insomniac and can't sleep a wink!I wish my oldest son would cut his long hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yenni Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Granted! But he styles it into a mohawk and dyes it pink! I wish to be done with school already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missingsomething Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Granted! But he styles it into a mohawk and dyes it pink!I wish to be done with school already!Granted... but now you have to work 60 hrs week at a job you hate and be underpaid.I wish there were not stinky skunks in our neighborhood in the spring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMG Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Granted! But now all the skunks smell so much like Febreeze that people get light-headed. I wish I could dance without people thinking I was having a seizure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Granted but now you missed that talent scout who thought your new way of dancing was so innovative. He was going to offer you a contract. I wish I could get rid of my cold and sinus headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missingsomething Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Granted but now you missed that talent scout who thought your new way of dancing was so innovative. He was going to offer you a contract.I wish I could get rid of my cold and sinus headache.Granted.. .but to do this... the docs had to remove (aka bite) a portion of your head and nose and now you resemble the hunchback of notre dam..I wish I could zap bad drivers in the butt with an electrical current controlled by a button in my car. AND by the way Im a great driver! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Granted but you were driving in Utah and when you zapped it hit every driver and now all roads have car wrecks. Thanks to that you can't get anywhere in your own car as roads are impassable. I wish I had the capability to be in two places at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Granted the two places are only a stinky/dirty public bathroom and work. I wish I had super powers. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yenni Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Granted the two places are only a stinky/dirty public bathroom and work. I wish I had super powers. :)Granted, you now have your choice of power but it halves your life span every time you use it.I wish my car would stop breaking down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 ouch! k, then granted. It no longer breakes down because it doesnt run at all. I wish it didnt hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missingsomething Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Granted! But now all the skunks smell so much like Febreeze that people get light-headed.I wish I could dance without people thinking I was having a seizure.ouch!k, then granted. It no longer breakes down because it doesnt run at all.I wish it didnt hurtHmmm Im gonna split this... cuz Im not sure how you meant it...Granted... the car just went to sleep before being crushed at the junk yard.... or Granted... it didnt hurt at all because you were frozen from a 2nd ice age.I wish I had a bigger house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Granted! But, now you have to pay double mortgages on it. I wish I could find a girlfriend who wouldn't leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Granted she NEVER LEAVES I wish "my world" would stop spinning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Granted but then you are forced into total darkness 24/7 because the sun is on the other side of the world. I wish I had enough money right now to take a vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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