Mahonri Posted March 29, 2009 Report Posted March 29, 2009 Seems like there are always "predictions" of what we'll all hear next week. Post your conference predictions here. Neal Anderson or Jay Jensen to the Q of the 12? or someone else? I'll be attending the Sat morn and Sun Aft. sessions with my sweetie (& priesthood) in the Conference Center. Should be wonderful! Quote
gabelpa Posted March 29, 2009 Report Posted March 29, 2009 A discount of 2% on the rate we pay on Tithing given the economic climate? Quote
darrel Posted March 29, 2009 Report Posted March 29, 2009 I say a 2% increase in tithing to receive more blessings to get us through these rough times. Quote
Jbs2763 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Posted March 29, 2009 i suck at math, either of those will not be good... Quote
pam Posted March 29, 2009 Report Posted March 29, 2009 I predict that General Conference will be held on April 4th and 5th. I also predict that it will be held in the Conference Center in Salt Lake City. I also predict that the Mormon Tabernacle Choir will sing during at least 1 session of conference. Quote
Snow Posted March 29, 2009 Report Posted March 29, 2009 (edited) Predictions: Number 1. Women will be allowed to hold the priesthood - but only with gloves on - and with a court appointed monitor present. Number 2. Legrande Richards will get the red buzzer several times because his talk goes too long. Number 3. The Constitution will be hanging by a thread but by the time the Brethren decide to do anything about it, the Relief Society will have sewed it back in place. Number 4. There is no prediction number 4. Number 5. Dallin H. Oakes give a talk entitled: The Science of Getting Rich God's Way. Number 6. Dallin H. Oakes will be disfellowshipped. Number 7. Sir Mix-A-Lot will sing Baby Got Back with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. His lyrics "I like big butts and I cannot lie" will change to "I like big hair and I cannot lie" because of Utah's weird love of bad reverse buffont ala pompodora hair styles. Number 8. Orson Pratt will be a no-show for the 129th year in a row. Number 9. See number 4. Number 10. Secret Fry Sauce will be served with every meal. Edited March 29, 2009 by pam What are bir butts? hahaha Quote
pam Posted March 29, 2009 Report Posted March 29, 2009 I almost fell off my chair laughing. Those were hilarious. Quote
pam Posted March 29, 2009 Report Posted March 29, 2009 Number 2. Legrande Richards will get the red buzzer several times because his talk goes too long. Though this one would be a little disconcerting if he DID speak at conference. Quote
Palerider Posted March 29, 2009 Report Posted March 29, 2009 :eek:.....I heard Obama is going to give a talk.....:lol: Quote
BenRaines Posted March 29, 2009 Report Posted March 29, 2009 Snow, I loved your predictions. LeGrand Richards spoke to us missionaries in the mission home during the three days we were there, before going to the MTC. What an amazing man. Would love to hear him speak again. I may have to wait a few years still. Ben Raines Quote
Moksha Posted March 29, 2009 Report Posted March 29, 2009 Hmmm, I suppose there will be talks on: 1. Paying tithing 2. Having fully stocked food supplies 3. Sanctity of marriage 4. Chastity 5. Revealing the new Apostle, who was either picked from the usual suspects or picked from the wide diversity of Church members. *6. Building a series of new Temples in Missouri in preparation for 2012. * Just seeing if you were still awake. :) Quote
prospectmom Posted March 30, 2009 Report Posted March 30, 2009 tears.... prayers... smiles... laughter.... hugs.... handshakes..... kisses...... spirit...... Quote
jadams_4040 Posted March 30, 2009 Report Posted March 30, 2009 Seems like there are always "predictions" of what we'll all hear next week.Post your conference predictions here.Neal Anderson or Jay Jensen to the Q of the 12?or someone else?I'll be attending the Sat morn and Sun Aft. sessions with my sweetie (& priesthood) in the Conference Center. Should be wonderful! I predict satan will be doing his usuall best {which aint crap compared to the spirit} to dispell as much as he can.:) Quote
mightynancy Posted March 30, 2009 Report Posted March 30, 2009 I predict I will drift off and wake just in time to holler at the kids, "Get back in here! Listen to the prophet!" Quote
Mahonri Posted March 30, 2009 Author Report Posted March 30, 2009 Snow, I loved your predictions.LeGrand Richards spoke to us missionaries in the mission home during the three days we were there, before going to the MTC. What an amazing man. Would love to hear him speak again. I may have to wait a few years still.Ben RainesI once shook his hand and after I did he said, "Young man, you've just shaken the hand that shook the hand of Wilford Woodruff who shook the hand of Joseph Smith"I was probably 12 or 13 at the time and I never forgot it. I also sat behind the Tab Choir once and watched the red button light up a time or two while he was 'trying' to end one of his marvelous talks. Quote
Mahonri Posted March 30, 2009 Author Report Posted March 30, 2009 Hmmm, I suppose there will be talks on:1. Paying tithing 2. Having fully stocked food supplies3. Sanctity of marriage4. Chastity5. Revealing the new Apostle, who was either picked from the usual suspects or picked from the wide diversity of Church members.*6. Building a series of new Temples in Missouri in preparation for 2012. * Just seeing if you were still awake.:)Polar shift might make Missouri the north pole... and then we'd be coming out of the north countries.... Quote
Churchmouse Posted March 30, 2009 Report Posted March 30, 2009 After a great deal of thought, I predict there be be talks on the gospel. Quote
havejoy Posted March 30, 2009 Report Posted March 30, 2009 The Prophet will issue a commandment that we are no longer allowed to call that green jello stuff a salad. Quote
captmoroniRM Posted March 30, 2009 Report Posted March 30, 2009 I think it would be interesting if a black guy were called as an apostle. That would put an end to all the claims that the LDS church is racist. But anyways I predict inspired talks, great music, and a few good anecdotes from the life of Pres. Monson. Oh, I also predict that a new apostle will be called, and it will be someone that nobody guessed in this thread. Quote
Snow Posted March 31, 2009 Report Posted March 31, 2009 Snow, I loved your predictions.LeGrand Richards spoke to us missionaries in the mission home during the three days we were there, before going to the MTC. What an amazing man. Would love to hear him speak again. I may have to wait a few years still.Ben RainesWhen I went into the MTC (LTM) we heard Elder Faust and Elder Haight speak - they were the two newest to the 12. On my way to So. America for my mission, in a Denver layover, then Elder Hinkley came up and introduced himself. Quote
Mahonri Posted March 31, 2009 Author Report Posted March 31, 2009 Got some juicy news today.At the stake conference for the stake just to the north of us, they are getting a new stake president because he was called as a mission president.The presiding GA just informed the outgoing stake president that he would no longer be the presiding GA but that he would be coming with the newest apostle.So now I'm adding Wilford Anderson and James Hamula (along w/ Jay Jensen and Neil Anderson) to my list of possibilities for new apostle. Quote
pam Posted March 31, 2009 Report Posted March 31, 2009 Interesting because someone I know was just called to be a Mission President. Quote
captmoroniRM Posted March 31, 2009 Report Posted March 31, 2009 Someone I know wasn't just called a mission president. Quote
FunkyTown Posted March 31, 2009 Report Posted March 31, 2009 Someone I know wasn't just called a mission president.A mission president I know wasn't just called by me. Quote
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