Not dying of heart disease fast enough? Try this!

[Dravin]

That may be the best poetry of the century!

It's still the beginning of the century but I'll take that. Thank you sir. *bow*

[RachelleDrew]

This reminds me of a Chick-Fil-A commercial. Eat chiken!

I am literally salivating now that you mentioned Chick-Fil-A. We don't have them here, but Chick-Fil-A sponsors a lot of cheerleading competitions. So when we were in high school our coaches would have to keep us AWAY from the concession stands until after we performed...

I miss Chick-Fil-A SO MUCH. I don't know what they do to their food, I think God cooks it himself. That is the only possible reason their food could be that good.

The bacon roll on the other hand? Do. Not. Want.

[miztrniceguy]

My wife just informed me she has made toe bacon roll before. I did not know.

[mikbone]

How 'bout a double down

KFC Double Down - KFC.com

[Tarnished]

My wife just informed me she has made toe bacon roll before. I did not know.

TOE bacon roll? That sounds even less appetizing than the original.

[Wingnut]

Also fun is pointing out that honey is bee vomit/spit. Though that doesn't have the same impact as ovoid factoids.

Good thing I don't like honey anyway.

[Dravin]

Good thing I don't like honey anyway.

I'm not the biggest fan either, I enjoy it in baked goods but not in something like a peanut butter and honey sandwich or honey toast. I even prefer my cornbread without honey butter.

[ryanh]

The bacon cheese roll reminded me of the time my son and I thought it would be great to add bacon to our grilled cheese sandwiches.

Nope. Wasn't half as good as was expected. Made us both a bit queasy with all that grease.

If the bacon cheese roll doesn't finish one's heart off, you could always go for a 'killer' desert: The pumpple cake at 1800 calories a slice.

[TL10]

I think the KFC Double Down or BK Pizza Burger already won the 'Most Likely to Kill Somebody' award.

[Dravin]

I think the KFC Double Down or BK Pizza Burger already won the 'Most Likely to Kill Somebody' award.

Even against this?

BBC NEWS | Europe | Pork choc on the menu in Ukraine

[shdwlkr]

You guys and food it is not so much the kind of food you have been talking about that is turning me off as much as the amount of salt that is in it.

Look at almost any fast food place and you can find the heart attack sandwich and the fat collector.

I had to eat the fast food way for almost two months because where I was staying there was no way to cook my own food. Hamburgers and me are on a vacation for a while.

I now can make my own food and a pound of stew beef goes me 7 meals.

If you had ever seen the way eggs are collected, meat is processed, veggies are processed, and really any commercial food processing you would not buy food in a store.

I could get graphic but don't see the need. think e coli and you will have a better understanding.

[pam]

I'm not the biggest fan either, I enjoy it in baked goods but not in something like a peanut butter and honey sandwich or honey toast. I even prefer my cornbread without honey butter.

Blasphemy!! Cornbread without honey butter?

[Tarnished]

Blasphemy!! Cornbread without honey butter?

Pam, I almost said the same thing myself, same exact words ran through my head when I read his post.

[Dravin]

Blasphemy!! Cornbread without honey butter?

Cornbread, like peanut-butter, should be savory not sweet. I like my peanut-butter sans sugar and my cornbread with minimal (if any).

[MichaelCraig]

Ya'll don't know nuthin about cornbread. We do it right down here in the booger bushes of Georgia. You don't need nuthin but a bowl of pot liquor and a big spoon.

(pot liquor=juice off the collard greens)

You break a hunk of cornbread off and sop away. Kinda like the way you eat biscuits and syrup...but different.

When I die I'll have a biscuit in one hand and a bottle of syrup in the other cause I'm gonna SOP my way to Heaven!!! HmmmmmmM!

[mordorbund]

Cornbread, like peanut-butter, should be savory not sweet. I like my peanut-butter sans sugar and my cornbread with minimal (if any).

Carpetbagger

[shdwlkr]

sorry I learned as a kid you eat corn bread with butter on it while still hot from the oven with pork and beans or mac and cheese. Farm kid at heart you could work off anything on the farm.

As to the choc pork fat almost did the porcelain hug on that one. I have tried some strange things in my life that will not be one of them.

[Dravin]

Carpetbagger

Considering I live in Utah, which is not the South, I can't really be accused of carpet bagging.

Unless the move from Alaska to Utah somehow qualifies me.

[TL10]

Behold: Bacon and Cheese Roll - Full Size Photo - FoodProof

It looks so good but it also makes me queasy just thinking about eating it, let alone actually attempting such. I think we've managed to finally top fried butter.

Good news, it now comes in France.

Wide eyes in 3... 2...

[pam]

sorry I learned as a kid you eat corn bread with butter on it while still hot from the oven with pork and beans or mac and cheese. Farm kid at heart you could work off anything on the farm.

As to the choc pork fat almost did the porcelain hug on that one. I have tried some strange things in my life that will not be one of them.

Hot cornbread with melted butter and pork and beans. Yuuuuummmmmyyyy

[Blackmarch]

Hot cornbread with melted butter and pork and beans. Yuuuuummmmmyyyy

gotta have a touch of honey on top of that cornbread with melted butter