Can I give you an answer?

[Guest]

42.

[Apple_Acres]

42.

The answer is always 42.

[Guest]

It's in the junk drawer.

[mnn727]

No dear, the dress does not make you look fat.

[Anddenex]

but it does make your butt look big:eek:

[Jennarator]

I'll have a # 4 w/ root beer and easy ice.

[pam]

No I didn't see that stop sign Officer.

[RipplecutBuddha]

It's in a box. In the garage. On the shelf. By the other boxes.

[Wingnut]

Yes, Grandma, I loved the sweater!

[beefche]

I'll have a # 4 w/ root beer and easy ice.

Easy ice? Is that water?

[Guest]

After you do your chores.

[pam]

Go ask dad.

[Dravin]

Let them eat cake.

[Jeffmk]

I'd like to buy a vowel, please.

[Anddenex]

$2 please. Paypal is acceptable.

[beefche]

Blue, no RED!

[Jennarator]

Not tonight, I have a headache.

Yes, I went there.

[Anddenex]

T. M. I.

[Vort]

Let them eat cake.

LIES!!!

(Look, I just can't get past Portal. It's too awesome. Period. That joke will never, ever get old.)

[Connie]

I have no response to that.

[Jennarator]

I didn't mean to put a stop to the other answers......I can delete! It took all the guts I could muster to even post that, but I thought it was funny. Sorry.

[Vort]

I have no response to that.

[applepansy]

Yes M'am!

[beefche]

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

[applepansy]

No Sir!