Top Ways to Tell it's the Day Before a Holiday

[zil]

1) Post count on Mormonhub.com/forums increases exponentially during working hours (as compared to non-holiday-eve days).

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[Guest]

Your resourcefulness increases 194% as  you'll do just about anything to avoid going to the store.

[Guest]

Turkeys show up on posts more often than at any other time of the year.

[beefche]

1 hour ago, Carborendum said:

Turkeys show up on posts more often than at any other time of the year.

Oh, you mean ACTUAL turkeys and not just calling some posters that name.  

[Guest]

45 minutes ago, beefche said:

Oh, you mean ACTUAL turkeys and not just calling some posters that name.  

If I respond, I'm talking to a cow about turkeys...

[zil]

Everybody and his dog decides to go to the grocery store, as if it weren't possible to plan ahead and get stuff on your regular shopping day.

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, zil said:

Everybody and his dog decides to go to the grocery store, as if it weren't possible to plan ahead and get stuff on your regular shopping day.

Empress told me about a killer deal that the local store is having.  So, I went to the store today on the way home to avail myself of said deal.  It took me an hour to pick up two items because of parking.  Aside from that it was remarkably fast.

[LadyGator]

Gas prices increase in the middle of the week instead of on Friday. 

Also those that work with children are ready to pull their hair out because the kids are super excited/hyper.

[zil]

You spend your evening doodling conversations your pens had while you were at work...

[anatess2]

You can't get anything done at work because everybody who is supposed to give you what you need took a PTO (Paid Time Off).

[NeuroTypical]

Apparently at my house, you know it's the day before Thanksgiving when you are sitting on the toilet, and look up. 

[mirkwood]

Domestics, domestics and more domestics...

Edited November 24, 2016 by mirkwood

[Guest Godless]

5 hours ago, mirkwood said:

Domestics, domestics and more domestics...

And a crapton of DWIs, I'm guessing.

[Guest]

24 minutes ago, Godless said:

And a crapton of DWIs, I'm guessing.

Is that a technical term?  Or a legal term?

[NeuroTypical]

Crapton is neither.  Buttload, however, is absolutely a technical term.  491 liters.  

 

 

[Guest Godless]

1 hour ago, Carborendum said:

Is that a technical term?  Or a legal term?

Yes. ?

44 minutes ago, NeuroTypical said:

Crapton is neither.  Buttload, however, is absolutely a technical term.  491 liters.  

 

 

Wrong. Crapton is the metric equivalent to buttload. Buttload x 1.6428 = Crapton.