This sentance contains threee errors.

[Vort]

German walks into a bar and orders a martini. Bartender asks him, "Dry?" German responds, "Nein, danke, one iz zufficient."

[Backroads]

My head almost exploded at your subject line.

[unixknight]

Error 1: 'sentance' is misspelled

Error 2: 'threee' is misspelled.

Error 3:  There were only 2 errors... but now there are three, which makes it accurate, which means it isn't an error, so there are only two, but it says three, which is an error...

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[The Folk Prophet]

No. The third instance is the word itself.

Edited July 1, 2017 by The Folk Prophet

[Jamie123]

On 7/1/2017 at 0:30 AM, Vort said:

German walks into a bar and orders a martini. Bartender asks him, "Dry?" German responds, "Nein, danke, one iz zufficient."

A Politically Incorrect Joke

A Chinaman telephones the dentists to make an appointment.

"Two thirty?" asks the receptionist?

"Ah yes," says the Chinaman. "Tooth hurty very very much!"

[NeuroTypical]

I thought the third error was a Mormon trying to make a martini joke, but Vort seems to have pulled it off.

[Jamie123]

In the same vein:

A man goes into a shop and asks for a comb.

The shopkeeper asks "Do you want a steel one?"

"No," replies the customer. "I don't mind paying."

[The Folk Prophet]

Ah....pun humor. The best.

 

Here's my niece's latest jokes:

 

How do you get out of an elephant?

 

 

 

 

 

You run around until you're all pooped out.

 

What's brown and sticky?

 

 

 

 

A stick.

 

 

The second one following the first enhances things imagery-wise.