Vort Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 German walks into a bar and orders a martini. Bartender asks him, "Dry?" German responds, "Nein, danke, one iz zufficient." zil, Blackmarch, classylady and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backroads Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 My head almost exploded at your subject line. zil and Vort 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unixknight Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 Error 1: 'sentance' is misspelled Error 2: 'threee' is misspelled. Error 3: There were only 2 errors... but now there are three, which makes it accurate, which means it isn't an error, so there are only two, but it says three, which is an error... . . . <<Java.lang.exception Out of memory>> zil, Jamie123, Backroads and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Folk Prophet Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 (edited) No. The third instance is the word itself. Edited July 1, 2017 by The Folk Prophet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 On 7/1/2017 at 0:30 AM, Vort said: German walks into a bar and orders a martini. Bartender asks him, "Dry?" German responds, "Nein, danke, one iz zufficient." A Politically Incorrect Joke A Chinaman telephones the dentists to make an appointment. "Two thirty?" asks the receptionist? "Ah yes," says the Chinaman. "Tooth hurty very very much!" SpiritDragon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 I thought the third error was a Mormon trying to make a martini joke, but Vort seems to have pulled it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 In the same vein: A man goes into a shop and asks for a comb. The shopkeeper asks "Do you want a steel one?" "No," replies the customer. "I don't mind paying." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Folk Prophet Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 Ah....pun humor. The best. Here's my niece's latest jokes: How do you get out of an elephant? You run around until you're all pooped out. What's brown and sticky? A stick. The second one following the first enhances things imagery-wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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