Guest Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, MormonGator said: It can, but take my word on this: @Carborendum, @mirkwood, or @SilentOne will never have to worry about having to confess their evil doings to Bishop @MormonGator. Much less General Authority @MormonGator. I'm not willing to put this in the "impossible box" just yet. Saith a villain "Nothing is certain until you are dead." Quote
The Folk Prophet Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Carborendum said: You're right that @DoctorLemon is a really bad apple. I don't know why we put up with him. What? Quote
SilentOne Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 15 minutes ago, MormonGator said: It can, but take my word on this: @Carborendum, @mirkwood, or @SilentOne will never have to worry about having to confess their evil doings to Bishop @MormonGator. Much less General Authority @MormonGator. Well, obviously I'm perfect and will never have to worry about confessing to anybody. Sunday21 and askandanswer 2 Quote
Vort Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 19 hours ago, pam said: "This morning, James J. Hamula was released as a General Authority Seventy of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, following church disciplinary action by the First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Apostles," said Eric Hawkins, a spokesman for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. So Elder/Brother/Mister Hamula was released as a General Authority Seventy after being excommunicated? Really, is that how it works? mordorbund 1 Quote
Guest Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 8 minutes ago, The Folk Prophet said: What? He was the first one in the thread to ask the question. Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 12 minutes ago, Carborendum said: I'm not willing to put this in the "impossible box" just yet. Saith a villain "Nothing is certain until you are dead." But dude! That would mean I'd have to give up my heavy drinking, constant swearing and pot use. That's asking a lot bro. :: turns around, crosses his arms and pouts :: Quote
Guest Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Vort said: So Elder/Brother/Mister Hamula was released as a General Authority Seventy after being excommunicated? Really, is that how it works? It could simply be poor wording (by the spokesman for the Church???) or "following" may mean "pursuant to" or "in accordance with". Disciplinary action, remember, is not just the excommunication, but a process. Edited August 9, 2017 by Guest Quote
Guest Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, MormonGator said: But dude! That would mean I'd have to give up my heavy drinking, constant swearing and pot use. That's asking a lot bro. :: turns around, crosses his arms and pouts :: No, no (strokes ego) just the pot use. You can work on the drinking and swearing later. (saith snowflake adviser to the pouting gator). Edited August 9, 2017 by Guest Quote
Sunday21 Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 30 minutes ago, MormonGator said: It can, but take my word on this: @Carborendum, @mirkwood, or @SilentOne will never have to worry about having to confess their evil doings to Bishop @MormonGator. Much less General Authority @MormonGator. Move north! Move farther north! No even farther! Canada has 3 northern territories. in one of them, they had to change the election laws. They removed the ban on those with criminal convictions running for office. They had to. If they had not, they would not have had enough people to fill the required elected offices. We are waiting for you! NeuroTypical 1 Quote
Guest Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Carborendum said: You're right that @DoctorLemon is a really bad apple. I don't know why we put up with him. There is one in every bunch! Edited August 9, 2017 by DoctorLemon Quote
Guest Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 47 minutes ago, SilentOne said: Well, obviously I'm perfect and will never have to worry about confessing to anybody. Actually, I wouldn't put it past you. Quote
The Folk Prophet Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 58 minutes ago, Carborendum said: He was the first one in the thread to ask the question. The "what?" wasn't referring to that aspect of your comment, but, rather, to the implication that I'm calling another a bad apple by suggesting that we should not engage in gossip. Quote
Guest Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 9 minutes ago, The Folk Prophet said: The "what?" wasn't referring to that aspect of your comment, but, rather, to the implication that I'm calling another a bad apple by suggesting that we should not engage in gossip. TFP, It was a joke anyway. Don't worry about it. Quote
The Folk Prophet Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 8 minutes ago, Carborendum said: TFP, It was a joke anyway. Don't worry about it. I understood you were making a joke. I just didn't understand how it was meant to be funny. Quote
Guest Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 Just now, The Folk Prophet said: I understood you were making a joke. I just didn't understand how it was meant to be funny. Well, Doc Lemon did. Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Sunday21 said: Move north! Move farther north! No even farther! Canada has 3 northern territories. in one of them, they had to change the election laws. They removed the ban on those with criminal convictions running for office. They had to. If they had not, they would not have had enough people to fill the required elected offices. We are waiting for you! I have a tattoo on my upper thigh. It's an outline of the state of Florida. No further questions your honor. Quote
askandanswer Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Carborendum said: You're right that @DoctorLemon is a really bad apple. I don't know why we put up with him. Clearly this is untrue. Bad lemon would be more accurate Quote
askandanswer Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 Just now, MormonGator said: I have a tattoo on my upper thigh. It's an outline of the state of Florida. No further questions your honor. Could you make it a carving instead of a tatoo - a really big one? Sunday21 1 Quote
Guest Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, askandanswer said: Clearly this is untrue. Bad lemon would be more accurate Doesn't "a lemon" already mean "something bad"? -- I bought that car and it turned out to be a real lemon. Or do they say that down under? Edited August 9, 2017 by Guest Quote
Guest Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, MormonGator said: I have a tattoo on my upper thigh. It's an outline of the state of Florida. No further questions your honor. Struggling to keep from reporting this one. Yeah, I know. Edited August 9, 2017 by Guest Quote
askandanswer Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 Just now, Carborendum said: Doesn't "a lemon" already "something bad". -- I bought that car and it turned out to be a real lemon. Or do they say that down under? so he's doubly bad. Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 1 minute ago, askandanswer said: Could you make it a carving instead of a tatoo - a really big one? I knew a guy in college. He always got terrible grades, was really ugly, smelled bad and was very mean. We thought he had some kind of problem, but then we figured it out. Dude was from Australia. He was considered a genius down there. Quote
askandanswer Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 What were you doing anywhere near a college? Sunday21 1 Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 1 minute ago, askandanswer said: What were you doing anywhere near a college? Selling drugs. Quote
askandanswer Posted August 9, 2017 Report Posted August 9, 2017 To Elder Hambula? I knew it was your fault! Sunday21 1 Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.