Flemish Giant Rabbits?

[mordorbund]

1 minute ago, Vort said:

That's truly horrifying.

Blue armpit hair?

[Guest MormonGator]

Just now, Carborendum said:

Well, you know what Jeff Dunham said about the Prius... Or at least Walter did.

I don't. He's not really my kind of comedian. 

But the jokes don't really matter when you 70+ a gallon. I cry all the way to the bank with the money I save. 

[Carborendum]

1 minute ago, Vort said:

That's truly horrifying.

That's what I was going for.  We are counting down to Halloween after all.  And I didn't want to let @mirkwood have all the fun.

[Carborendum]

Just now, MormonGator said:

I don't. He's not really my kind of comedian. 

But the jokes don't really matter when you 70+ a gallon. I cry all the way to the bank with the money I save. 

Don't worry, I'm not trashing the Prius.  I'd like to get one myself.  But I can't seem to afford one at the moment.  But Jeff did have a pretty funny routine about it.  I don't know if YOU'd appreciate it.

[Carborendum]

2 minutes ago, mordorbund said:

Blue armpit hair?

That's a-hem the wall behind him/her/it.  But yeah.  It does look like it.

[Guest MormonGator]

4 minutes ago, Carborendum said:

Don't worry, I'm not trashing the Prius.  I'd like to get one myself.  But I can't seem to afford one at the moment.  But Jeff did have a pretty funny routine about it.  I don't know if YOU'd appreciate it.

I probably wouldn't. From the day of my birth, I never knew mirth. 

[pam]

20 hours ago, MormonGator said:

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/62965/7-big-facts-about-flemish-giant-rabbit

Did anyone ever hear of these things? I had no idea that rabbits could get this big! Did anyone else know this?

I've seen large rabbits like this at state fairs.

[Carborendum]

8 minutes ago, MormonGator said:

I probably wouldn't. From the day of my birth, I never knew mirth. 

Did you hear what Gabriel Iglesias said about Dunham?

[Vort]

4 minutes ago, MormonGator said:

From the day of my birth, I never knew mirth.

I doubted my worth, so I sailed off to Perth
Unhappily fasting—of food, 'twas a dearth—
Yet slim, never both'ring to measure my girth
And played a fine Darcy. [signed] Mr. C. Firth

[Just_A_Guy]

A few years back, a farmer in Germany sent a few of these to North Korea, hoping they’d breed and ultimately help with famine there.

They were slaughtered and served at Kim Jong-Il’s birthday party. 

[Vort]

4 minutes ago, Just_A_Guy said:

A few years back, a farmer in Germany sent a few of these to North Korea, hoping they’d breed and ultimately help with famine there.

They were slaughtered and served at Kim Jong-Il’s birthday party. 

I mean...that's sad and infuriating, yet hilarious. I don't know which emoticon to use.

[askandanswer]

9 hours ago, MormonGator said:

Yeah we really shouldn't go down this road! 

Yeah and let's not go down that rabbit hole either. 

[askandanswer]

6 hours ago, Carborendum said:

  I was wondering if you were being clever.

Lol, @MormonGator being clever? Lol, I think not. That would be an egregiously erroneous, absolutely absurd, fully fallacious, really wrong, assumption to make.