Is what if the prophet received a revelation justifying pedophilia?

[Vort]

Before you close your mind, get on your moral high horse, and hypocritically shut me down, hear me out.

 Pedophilia is purely a matter of definition. If we drop the age of consent to, say, two, pedophilia would almost completely go away. What a blessing this would be to all those who struggle with feelings of pedophilia!  Finally, people can be true to their authentic selves by engaging in healthy, normal sexual relationships with small children! Just think of the revolution in our understanding of human rights as we allow our brothers and sisters the true expression of their feelings! Who who could possibly be against that?

 And to those smug, self-righteous prigs who insist on mandating their own outdated puritanical moral beliefs to this sensitive subject, please explain the difference between supposing that the Church might accept the redefinition of the age of consent from where it now stands to a much more reasonable age of two and supposing that the Church might accept homosexuality as a sacred union.

Ha! Gotcha! I rest my case,  you backwards, unenlightened ignorami!

It's all just one short revelation away! No logical reason at all to suppose God would not accept such a breakthrough in our understanding of human sexual expression! 'Cuz he's a God of love and acceptance, you know.

(Unprovable conjecture: I bet that more than 50% of pro-homosexuality readers who scoff at the absurdity of this post would support it wholeheartedly and unironically if there were a large societal movement to redefine pedophilia to the same degree as the current marriage-redefinition mania.)

Edited August 26, 2021 by Vort

[The Folk Prophet]

30 minutes ago, Vort said:

(Unprovable conjecture: I bet that more than 50% of pro-homosexuality readers who scoff at the absurdity of this post would support it wholeheartedly and unironically if there were a large societal movement to redefine pedophilia to the same degree as the current marriage-redefinition mania.)

Give it a few years.

[mikbone]

That's asinine.

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[The Folk Prophet]

1 minute ago, mikbone said:

That's asinine.

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So is the idea that a boy thinking he's a girl makes him an actual girl...and yet.........here we are.

[Traveler]

I think I grew up in the greatest era ever but since then I have often wondered and even publicly asked the question - As modern western society has become more intellectual; what must an individual think or do to prove they are crazy and disconnected from reality?  It almost seems that those connected to reality - like those that understand science well enough to know their gender  - are the most likely to be labeled as crazy.

 

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