FunkyTown Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Dear Pam and Wingnut,I see you both CONTINUE to try and brighten up the days of others and find ways to interact in a warm Christian way.I wish you would both stop uplifting us all by sharing your wit and hearts while you obviously extend your hands in friendship to all. It is my humble opinion that we need to STOP ALL THE SHARING OF SMILES AND BEGIN TO DO THE REAL WORK OF THIS SITE. ( CONDEMNING EACHOTHERS FAITH, JUDGING EACHOTHER, AND FURTHER DIVIDING THE CHILDREN OF GOD!!!)I hope you both will consider my suggestions.Peace and I look forward to much more serious chat!!!The CeeeeeeboooooCeeboo! You're right, we need to get more to the judging and condemning! We need an Inquisition. YEAH! I should be an Inquisitor - Getting paid to judge and condemn people and take their stuff.I'm gonna Inquisit me a Lexus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I'm gonna Inquisit me a Lexus! You are going to judge and condemn a Lexus? Now that's harsh. Ceeboo you've got a live one here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 You guys all notice that this has become a who is a male hottie list and why they want them to be members. Sure for their voices. :) Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Hey Josh Groban has a great voice. But he is nice to look at too. The puppy dog brown eyes of his. Oh yeh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Funny schmunny, I have a serious answer. I'd like to convert Dr. Laura Schlessinger. She's already a good friend of us LDS, I even heard her read an entire Ensign article on her radio show one day. She stopped being an observant Jew a year or two ago, I figure the time's right. LM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 See what I am talking about. Pam the cougar. I think he is young enough to be your son. LOL. Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 And your point Ben? hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyTown Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 See what I am talking about. Pam the cougar. I think he is young enough to be your son. LOL.Ben RainesYeah! Ben's right. You people are so hypocritical. I don't want to be Eliza Dushku's home teacher because she's a stone cold fox, or because she's a gymnast, or because she studied dance for years.I want to help bring her back to the fold. It's about the -work- people!The stone cold foxy work. Mmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Pale...Zig was in KC last month...did you go to the seminar?I would convert Jimmy Swaggert and The Bakkers, so they can"preach" to millions!! lol Since they both came from my church, do we get royalties? Oh well. . . sigh. . . I suppose after 20-years separation, they could be considered free agents...so go for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Elvis...not because of his celebrity...because of his amazing voice, singing hymns! :) What! Another one from my church??? Too late on this one, though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 there is nothing humorous about lds. Net !!!!!As a non lds member of this forum, i would appreciate any and all humor to be saved for the kitchen table and not try and make someone here smile or even giggle every now and then!!!!!!!Any more attempts at humor and i say " crucify them "peace,a very serious catholic :) Oh, Ceeboo...this is a very serious string. If folk were trying to be funny they might have suggested that you or I be on this "hit list." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 What! Another one from my church??? Too late on this one, though! Oh but to the contrary PC. WE can have him baptized by proxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Pam, if you're right then...I'm wrong. That's not very funny...but Ceeboo did want more sobriety! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 See what I am talking about. Pam the cougar. I think he is young enough to be your son. LOL.Ben RainesWait, isn't Pam like 110 years old? Wouldn't that mean that Josh Groban is young enough to be her great-great-grandson?He's only three months younger than me, though............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenRaines Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Wingnut, I would never go there. Here birthday is this month. Same day as Joseph Smith. I think she missed the same year by a couple but same day. Ben Raines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemidakota Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 If you could have 1 famous person convert to the church, who would it be and why?For me it would be Patrick Stewart. He just has such an air about him, he would be a great asset to the church and its growth.So come on guys, who would you pick and why?The famous person doesnt have to be alive, so feel free to choose anyone.Albert Einstein. He was closed to solving for himself that there was something in-charge of this universe. He may brought true science into the world's arena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayhale Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Steven Spielberg, and any other powerful movie producer, so they can make positive movies about the church. Ted Turner, so he can force all the media that he owns to make reports and other positive programs about the church. The Pope, the Dali Lama, and all other leaders of other faiths All Kings, Queens, Presidents, and other world leaders. If you haven’t guessed, I live in Utopia, Zion, or whatever you would like to call paradise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesa Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Oh my heck. This thread is meant in humor. I was pretty sure, but it never hurts to check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Thomas S. Monson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Doctor Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 (edited) If I could convert celebrities I would convert H.P. Lovecraft and Frank Herbert. I know that is more than one, but they're such great authors. Edited December 5, 2008 by The_Doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippy740 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I would like to convert the Clintons - both Bill and Hillary. I'd like to see their hearts convicted of their sins - Bill for his adultery and Hillary for acting like a real man. Let's see... who else? I second the nomination for Dr. Laura Schlessinger. BILL COSBY!!! Now there's a name that I would like to see on the ward list! And I'd also go for Chef Gordon Ramsey. Maybe the Gospel can help to clean up his mouth and the Relief Society can learn some different desserts other than Green Jello with Shredded Carrots. Could you imagine what he'd say to that recipe??? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 lets get Rachel Ray in there.....then we can have cooking wars with her and Gordon Ramsey. Lets also get Dave Ramsey.....:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippy740 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Let's get Ty Pennington in there to help spur some local ward/stake community service projects too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KristofferUmfrey Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Let's get Ty Pennington in there to help spur some local ward/stake community service projects too!I don't think even Ty could spur on my Mom's Elder's Quorum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john doe Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 I don't think even Ty could spur on my Mom's Elder's Quorum. Your Mom goes to Elder's Quorum? I didn't know they had sanctioned that yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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