LittleWyvern Posted August 11, 2013 Report Posted August 11, 2013 You might be Mormon if, you somehow get "drunk" off of chocolate milk.I love chocolate milk and apparently the college kids at BYU do to. As a BYU kid, you bet! Kurtis 246 1 Quote
pam Posted August 11, 2013 Report Posted August 11, 2013 They are sure using that picture a lot when they announced that BYU was the stone cold sober college for about the 16th or 17th year in a row. Quote
Gretchen Posted August 12, 2013 Author Report Posted August 12, 2013 You are probably a Mormon if you are shunned for not liking Jello. Quote
Lakumi Posted August 13, 2013 Report Posted August 13, 2013 You are probably a Mormon if you are shunned for not liking Jello.I love jello, oddly enough I don't think the lunch the church had, served anyI was sad Quote
Gretchen Posted August 13, 2013 Author Report Posted August 13, 2013 It is a bit of a joke about jello (particually lime jello) Quote
Smudge Posted August 13, 2013 Report Posted August 13, 2013 you are probably LDS if you know where these small towns are - Sharon, Palmyra, Kirtland, Nauvoo Quote
Dreams_Of_Deutschland Posted October 23, 2013 Report Posted October 23, 2013 Dravin wrote: ...what's wrong with flavor?...I have often wondered the same thing...only in Utah can you find extra mild salsa (tomato sauce?) and kids who think breakfast cereal is too spicy. :) Quote
dahlia Posted October 23, 2013 Report Posted October 23, 2013 Dravin wrote: I have often wondered the same thing...only in Utah can you find extra mild salsa (tomato sauce?) and kids who think breakfast cereal is too spicy. :)I dunno. I've run into my fair share of Midwesterners who only use salt and pepper. And maybe cheese as a spice. Lots and lots of cheese. Quote
Dreams_Of_Deutschland Posted October 23, 2013 Report Posted October 23, 2013 Dahlia, Did I touch a nerve? My apologies, if so. Not sure where you are aiming your comment (mine was aimed at white bread Utah folks) but I am not Midwestern. There are currently 4 jars of salsa in my fridge, none of which have a heat level below Medium. Anyhow...I think this started with Funeral Potatoes and perhaps green Jell-O garnished with carrot slices? Kurtis 246 1 Quote
dahlia Posted October 23, 2013 Report Posted October 23, 2013 I was just saying that fear of spices isn't unique to Utah. My feelings aren't hurt. I'm from the East Coast. I'm black. I put hot sauce on everything. If it doesn't register on the Scoville scale, it's not worth eating. My sister was out at a restaurant with a girlfriend when the woman pulled a little bottle of hot sauce from her purse. As we noted, that's when you know you're black - you carry your own hot sauce. Quote
LittleWyvern Posted October 23, 2013 Report Posted October 23, 2013 If it doesn't register on the Scoville scale, it's not worth eating. Quote
Ldwarrior1 Posted October 26, 2013 Report Posted October 26, 2013 You better eat your steaks and hamburgers now because in Heaven, all animals, including cows will be immortal and the animals will be able to talk. Get use to fruits and vegetables. Quote
dahlia Posted October 26, 2013 Report Posted October 26, 2013 You better eat your steaks and hamburgers now because in Heaven, all animals, including cows will be immortal and the animals will be able to talk. Get use to fruits and vegetables.Amen, brother!I find it interesting that so many people want their dogs and cats in heaven with them, but don't think about the cows and pigs and chickens... Quote
prisonchaplain Posted September 7, 2023 Report Posted September 7, 2023 I may have learned more about the church from this string than I did from most others. 😉 JohnsonJones 1 Quote
Carborendum Posted September 10, 2023 Report Posted September 10, 2023 Since I was not on the forum when this thread had its first life ( @prisonchaplain thanks for the resurrection) I've decided to add one. If at your wedding, the bride isn't pregnant, but her mother is. Vort, prisonchaplain and askandanswer 3 Quote
prisonchaplain Posted September 10, 2023 Report Posted September 10, 2023 10 hours ago, Carborendum said: Since I was not on the forum when this thread had its first life ( @prisonchaplain thanks for the resurrection) I've decided to add one. If at your wedding, the bride isn't pregnant, but her mother is. This brings to mind the sad story of a young couple who got married in church and then had their first child five months later. The oft-repeated comment was that they had broken the speed limit. 🏃♂️🏃♀️ (They did repent, btw). Quote
Vort Posted September 10, 2023 Report Posted September 10, 2023 49 minutes ago, prisonchaplain said: This brings to mind the sad story of a young couple who got married in church and then had their first child five months later. The oft-repeated comment was that they had broken the speed limit. 🏃♂️🏃♀️ (They did repent, btw). My grandmother's older sister was born seven months into her parents' marriage. (They later divorced.) The older sister was, of course, "premature". My grandmother enjoyed teasing her sister by saying that their parents' marriage was "postmature". Her father found this funny, but her older sister did not. I don't think she ever dared make this comment in front of her mother. prisonchaplain 1 Quote
prisonchaplain Posted October 3, 2023 Report Posted October 3, 2023 On 8/11/2013 at 9:42 AM, JodyTJ said: You might be Mormon if, you somehow get "drunk" off of chocolate milk. I love chocolate milk and apparently the college kids at BYU do to. It suddenly dawns on me that the chocolate milk was spiked. Outside view here, but that's just wrong. Quote
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