Lame Jokes, the Sequel

[Traveler]

Why did the LDS chicken cross the road?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He wanted to do the work for those on the other side.  😊

 

The Traveler

[Jamie123]

What do you call bears without ears?

 

b

[Jamie123]

On 2/16/2022 at 8:53 PM, Traveler said:

Why did the LDS chicken cross the road?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He wanted to do the work for those on the other side.  😊

 

The Traveler

I finally got it. It took me a while, but I finally got it.

[Carborendum]

[zil2]

Grooaaaan.

[NeuroTypical]

Them: "When is Christmas?"

Me: 

[Jamie123]

Why can you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

 

 

 

 

Because the P is silent.

[Jamie123]

Which famous playwright was afraid of Christmas?

 

 

 

 

Noel Coward

[Traveler]

If Jack Frost is responsible for turning all the leaves on the trees to colors and making them fall off the trees in the fall – who is responsible for putting the leaves back on the trees in the spring?

 

 

 

 

Answer – The Releaf Society  - my wife agrees and says that men by themselves cannot be responsible for anything.

 

The Traveler

[Traveler]

I have a friend that was having problems with everything in his life.  He could not keep up with all his bills and his car, boat and house were being repossessed or closed.  His wife was leaving him, he was in danger of losing his job because of stress – it seemed that everything was falling apart.

I was talking to him and brought up that when I have serious problems, I just open up the Book of Mormon and suddenly find the answer.  I suggested he try that.

Within a few weeks all his problems seemed to disappear.  He bought a bigger house, and new car and even a bigger boat.  His wife was no longer leaving him and purchased several new outfits.

 

I asked him what had happened – he said he followed my advice.  Wow, I asked what did you open up to in the Book of Mormon and read?

He said he opened up the Book of Mormon and right there in big bold letters it said, “Chapter 11”.

 

The Traveler