pam Posted March 4, 2017 Report Posted March 4, 2017 https://thesundaypews.wordpress.com/2017/02/11/bishop-calls-for-pew-to-be-cut-in-half-after-sac-mtg-territory-dispute/ Pew in chapel to be cut in half. Backroads and classylady 2 Quote
Vort Posted March 4, 2017 Report Posted March 4, 2017 "Fetch a chainsaw", huh? They should have flipped a coin, too. Flippin' fetchers. mordorbund 1 Quote
Sunday21 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Posted March 4, 2017 4 hours ago, pam said: https://thesundaypews.wordpress.com/2017/02/11/bishop-calls-for-pew-to-be-cut-in-half-after-sac-mtg-territory-dispute/ Pew in chapel to be cut in half. Very funny! As is the rest of the site. Excuse me, I have to go sharpen a spear for church tomorrow. Quote
Palerider Posted March 4, 2017 Report Posted March 4, 2017 Or just remove said bench and no one sits on it. Lol Quote
Palerider Posted March 4, 2017 Report Posted March 4, 2017 What's sad is I know an area where a family stopped attending over what they felt was their pew...new family moved in and started sitting in "their" pew. Quote
Guest Posted March 4, 2017 Report Posted March 4, 2017 10 minutes ago, Palerider said: What's sad is I know an area where a family stopped attending over what they felt was their pew...new family moved in and started sitting in "their" pew. And the house on the sand washed away. Quote
NeuroTypical Posted March 4, 2017 Report Posted March 4, 2017 The best satire is just barely distinguishable from reality. Sunday21 1 Quote
bytebear Posted March 5, 2017 Report Posted March 5, 2017 (edited) We sat in the same pew for years, probably left side, fourth row. Then my mom got a calling that kept her from getting to Sacrament meeting until it just began, so we switched to last row of the overflow section. No one really wanted our new seats. Edited March 5, 2017 by bytebear Palerider 1 Quote
askandanswer Posted March 5, 2017 Report Posted March 5, 2017 (edited) Surely there were other members who could have provided evidence of who sat where? Woops. silly me, I've just read through some more articles from the sight and realised its intended for humorous purposes. But we do have one or two people in our ward who I can imagine getting somewhat upset if someone tried to take over where they normally sit. Edited March 5, 2017 by askandanswer Realised it was a joke Quote
classylady Posted March 5, 2017 Report Posted March 5, 2017 The bishop had so much wisdom. mordorbund 1 Quote
Sunday21 Posted March 5, 2017 Report Posted March 5, 2017 (edited) Here is satire very close to reality https://thesundaypews.wordpress.com/2017/02/23/chorister-runs-out-of-obscure-hymns-for-sac-mtg-resorts-to-1908-hymnal/ Dear Hymn-selection committee, Why is that hymn not sung frequently? Because it's a dog! Let it die! Only Adele could hit those notes. Give it up! Edited March 5, 2017 by Sunday21 Quote
MrShorty Posted March 5, 2017 Report Posted March 5, 2017 (edited) Interestingly, I shared this with my wife, who did not find it funny because she is aware of situations where something like this actually happened, and people left the church over arguments about whose pew is whose. Edited March 5, 2017 by MrShorty Palerider 1 Quote
Vort Posted March 5, 2017 Report Posted March 5, 2017 20 hours ago, NeuroTypical said: The best satire is just barely distinguishable from reality. Ha! Good one, NT! Sunday21 1 Quote
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