let’s roll Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 I’ve never put one on my car. I guess since I don’t like labels, I balk at something I’ve thought encourages them. Some strange need to have to clearly set out my worldview in 15 characters or less and knowing that’s impossible. But I’m open to change. Suggestions for a bumper sticker so compelling, witty, or poignant that I’ll feel the urge to immediately go stick it on my bumper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zil Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 askandanswer, Midwest LDS and let’s roll 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zil Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 For the record, I would never have a bumper sticker on my car. I even make the dealer remove his name before I'll buy. Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anatess2 Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 Bumper sticker on used-to-be-my-car put there by my son: "Born to fish, forced to work." let’s roll 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MormonGator Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 My first car-an 87 Honda Civic that is hopefully rotting in a junkyard, unable to harm others (I HATED that car) was kept together by my political and band related bumper stickers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midwest LDS Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 The one on my car says "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure". Clarifies my opinions on most things nicely😉. let’s roll and Vort 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
let’s roll Posted November 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 2 hours ago, zil said: For the record, I would never have a bumper sticker on my car. I even make the dealer remove his name before I'll buy. Ah, a kindred spirit. I always remove the dealer license plate frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zil Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, let’s roll said: Ah, a kindred spirit. I always remove the dealer license plate frame. Yes, the plate frame, the name thing that looks a lot like the car brand name thing - all of it. Once I told them I'd rent the space if they wanted to pay me, but the last time, they didn't even protest - I think it's become common. let’s roll 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 3 hours ago, let’s roll said: Suggestions for a bumper sticker so compelling, witty, or poignant that I’ll feel the urge to immediately go stick it on my bumper? My dad had two bumper stickers on his car. The first one said "I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody". The second one mentioned Jane Fonda, and had a swear word on it. He was a vet. We had a bumpersticker "DANGER! Unsocialized Homeschoolers on board!" let’s roll and Midwest LDS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
let’s roll Posted November 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, NeuroTypical said: My dad had two bumper stickers on his car. The first one said "I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody". The second one mentioned Jane Fonda, and had a swear word on it. He was a vet. We had a bumpersticker "DANGER! Unsocialized Homeschoolers on board!" Love the last one. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirkwood Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 No stickers. I have used a license plate cover: Honk If You Have Warrants. I added a blue line flag sticker to my US Flag sticker too. let’s roll and zil 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
let’s roll Posted November 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 hour ago, mirkwood said: No stickers. I have used a license plate cover: Honk If You Have Warrants. I added a blue line flag sticker to my US Flag sticker too. So when people honk do you just assume they think it’s funny or do you pull them over because you think they’re being honest? 😊👮♂️⚖️ mirkwood 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 Do they make a bumper sticker that says "Bumper Sticker"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirkwood Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, Carborendum said: Do they make a bumper sticker that says "Bumper Sticker"? Yes prisonchaplain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zil Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 13 hours ago, zil said: For the record, I would never have a bumper sticker on my car. I even make the dealer remove his name before I'll buy. That "You shall not pass!" sticker is growing on me fast. Who doesn't love Gandolf? Midwest LDS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnsonJones Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, zil said: That "You shall not pass!" sticker is growing on me fast. Who doesn't love Gandolf? Anyone driving faster than you on a one lane road??? Of course, most of them probably are hoping @mirkwood isn't lurking behind the next turn... Edited November 21, 2018 by JohnsonJones mirkwood, zil and Midwest LDS 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zil Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, JohnsonJones said: Anyone driving faster than you on a one lane road??? Of course, most of them probably are hoping @mirkwood isn't lurking behind the next turn... I do miss diplomatic immunity. The Sea Bees dubbed me "Lead-Foot". JohnsonJones, Midwest LDS and mirkwood 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MormonGator Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 Speaking of bumper stickers, when I lived up north I once saw an "Occupy Wall Street" bumper sticker on an expensive Lexus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirkwood Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 hour ago, zil said: I do miss diplomatic immunity. The Sea Bees dubbed me "Lead-Foot". I don't write tickets in my own neighborhood. zil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MormonGator Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) @mirkwoods favorite bumper sticker. Edited November 21, 2018 by MormonGator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirkwood Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) Nah. I'm more like: Edited November 21, 2018 by mirkwood zil and Midwest LDS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MormonGator Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 Actual photo of@mirkwoods car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, MormonGator said: Actual photo of@mirkwoods car I've been able to send this image through decryption processing and discovered that the license plate indicates the owner is described as a 12 ft reptile with a fluorescent orange sweater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MormonGator Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Carborendum said: I've been able to send this image through decryption processing and discovered that the license plate indicates the owner is described as a 12 ft reptile with a fluorescent orange sweater. lol! I saw a car plastered with bumper stickers like this, and one said "Actions speak louder than bumper stickers." The sense of irony appeared to be lost on the driver. Goodness, I do not miss living in the north at all. AT ALL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clbent04 Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 15 hours ago, zil said: For the record, I would never have a bumper sticker on my car. I even make the dealer remove his name before I'll buy. You can do that? I'll have to make a similar request next time. What do they do, just paint over it? A lot of them are pre-stamped or the logos are even drilled into the body before they set them on the lot. Or are you just buying direct from the factory through the dealer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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