zil

Hey, I’m being supportive.   

Or we could just cut the crap and conquer Mexico. Then everyone is happy!

People want God in a Box®. God in a Box® is safe, convenient, and almost mess-free. Want an explanation for why things happen? God in a Box® gives you all the "answers" you really need (because, let's face it, you don't really need answers, do you?). Who to turn to when you're discouraged? God in a Box® fills the bill! Someone to pray to without worrying about actually trying to communicate in a conversation. Need a safe, neutral personage to worship so that you don't look like a godless heathen, but that won't inflame your electorate with weird, cult-like associations? God in a Box® is your man!
Along with a few other Christians, Latter-day Saints foolishly don't preach God in a Box®. They go with this weird, cult-like god who does bizarre, out-of-the-Box® things like take an interest in your life, actively hear your prayers, and—scandalous!—reveal himself to people. Weirdos. When such people claim that God speaks to them, question their sanity, or at least the reliability of their obviously biased methodology. Mock and make fun, or roll your eyes and demonstrate some strained patience. But whatever you do, never take them seriously. Here be dragons.
Listen carefully: We've got a good thing going with God in a Box®. Let's not blow it.

I thought your supply of Jinhaos is inexhaustible. 😃

"Artificial insemination of single sisters is not approved. Single sisters who deliberately refuse to follow the counsel of Church leaders in this matter are subject to Church discipline."
Wow! There it is. When in doubt, check Handbook 2. Thanks, @zil.

Clearly you don't spend enough time reading handbook 2.
IMO, everything we have indicates with perfect clarity that God wants children to only be born to a father and mother who are sealed for time and all eternity.  Anything less than that varies from tragic to tolerable to intolerable to willful rejection of God's commands.  IMO, this falls into the latter category.

Clearly you don't spend enough time reading handbook 2.
IMO, everything we have indicates with perfect clarity that God wants children to only be born to a father and mother who are sealed for time and all eternity.  Anything less than that varies from tragic to tolerable to intolerable to willful rejection of God's commands.  IMO, this falls into the latter category.

https://www.lds.org/study/manual/handbook-2-administering-the-church/selected-church-policies-and-guidelines/selected-church-policies?lang=eng#title_number71
Especially:
Handbook 2 answers a multitude of questions.

Clearly you don't spend enough time reading handbook 2.
IMO, everything we have indicates with perfect clarity that God wants children to only be born to a father and mother who are sealed for time and all eternity.  Anything less than that varies from tragic to tolerable to intolerable to willful rejection of God's commands.  IMO, this falls into the latter category.

https://www.lds.org/study/manual/handbook-2-administering-the-church/selected-church-policies-and-guidelines/selected-church-policies?lang=eng#title_number71
Especially:
Handbook 2 answers a multitude of questions.

Clearly you don't spend enough time reading handbook 2.
IMO, everything we have indicates with perfect clarity that God wants children to only be born to a father and mother who are sealed for time and all eternity.  Anything less than that varies from tragic to tolerable to intolerable to willful rejection of God's commands.  IMO, this falls into the latter category.

Clearly you don't spend enough time reading handbook 2.
IMO, everything we have indicates with perfect clarity that God wants children to only be born to a father and mother who are sealed for time and all eternity.  Anything less than that varies from tragic to tolerable to intolerable to willful rejection of God's commands.  IMO, this falls into the latter category.

https://www.lds.org/study/manual/handbook-2-administering-the-church/selected-church-policies-and-guidelines/selected-church-policies?lang=eng#title_number71
Especially:
Handbook 2 answers a multitude of questions.

Clearly you don't spend enough time reading handbook 2.
IMO, everything we have indicates with perfect clarity that God wants children to only be born to a father and mother who are sealed for time and all eternity.  Anything less than that varies from tragic to tolerable to intolerable to willful rejection of God's commands.  IMO, this falls into the latter category.

https://www.lds.org/study/manual/handbook-2-administering-the-church/selected-church-policies-and-guidelines/selected-church-policies?lang=eng#title_number71
Especially:
Handbook 2 answers a multitude of questions.

https://www.lds.org/study/manual/handbook-2-administering-the-church/selected-church-policies-and-guidelines/selected-church-policies?lang=eng#title_number71
Especially:
Handbook 2 answers a multitude of questions.

Oh Mores... you're in trouble now... them fighting words...
Now you're gonna have to take one of @zil's fountain pens delivered straight to your door.

By the way, I went to my therapist today. I took emails from my family.
My therapist told me to:
chnage locks on my doors
tell my family to take a flying leap.
Screen my calls
Set boundaries! 
Thank you for your encouragement! ❤️

Yeah! Thank you Genius Computer Queen! I shall try tomorrow as it is late here! Many thanks! 

In that case, you need to determine what the laptop's video-out jack is - probably HDMI - and get an adapter that goes from that to VGA-male - they make them, I have a few.  Take a picture of the laptop's video-out jack and I can find what you need on Amazon and you can either buy online or take the picture to the store.

Actually, the top is a (male) VGA cable.  The bottom is a (female) power cable (plugs into the computer or monitor power port).  VGA is quite old and you may not be able to find a new monitor that takes one (you may need a VGA-something adapter if your computer's only video-out jack is VGA).  The power cable is pretty universal and should work on any monitor that uses removable power cords (but then, new monitors always come with their own power cords).

Actually, the top is a (male) VGA cable.  The bottom is a (female) power cable (plugs into the computer or monitor power port).  VGA is quite old and you may not be able to find a new monitor that takes one (you may need a VGA-something adapter if your computer's only video-out jack is VGA).  The power cable is pretty universal and should work on any monitor that uses removable power cords (but then, new monitors always come with their own power cords).

Actually, the top is a (male) VGA cable.  The bottom is a (female) power cable (plugs into the computer or monitor power port).  VGA is quite old and you may not be able to find a new monitor that takes one (you may need a VGA-something adapter if your computer's only video-out jack is VGA).  The power cable is pretty universal and should work on any monitor that uses removable power cords (but then, new monitors always come with their own power cords).

Found it.
 

Repeat.