checkerboy Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 Ok So I know I am gonna get flack for this but I saw it and couldn't resist. Here is a simple math proof. You all remember those right?So if....Women = Time x MoneyWe all know that is a given.andTime=MoneyAnother given.then....Women = Money squaredNow it is also a given that...Money = the root of all evilTherefore....Women = the square root of evil squaredAnd since the square root will cancel the 2nd power we are left with....Women = Evil Enjoy!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 No wonder you can't find a woman. hahahahaha Sorry Checker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VisionOfLehi Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 My friend showed this to me once, except written out in formula.W= Woment = timem = $e = evilW = t * mt = mW = m²m = √em² = eW = eThere you go, geekified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Checkboy, women are not the root of all evil--it is the WANT of women that is the root of all evil! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 So does that make me NOT evil...since I don't WANT a woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RachelleDrew Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 So does that make me NOT evil...since I don't WANT a woman?No, if you don't want a woman it either makes you:A. A woman, which is evilOrB. A homosexual, which is.....and i'm not going to say it. I'm joking obviously. I swear I don't hate gay people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Yes, it is the "love of money" that is the root of all evil...hmm, so if we are subsituting women for money there...nevermind, that doesn't really help you out any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traveler Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Ok So I know I am gonna get flack for this but I saw it and couldn't resist. Here is a simple math proof. You all remember those right?So if....Women = Time x MoneyWe all know that is a given.andTime=MoneyAnother given.then....Women = Money squaredNow it is also a given that...Money = the root of all evilTherefore....Women = the square root of evil squaredAnd since the square root will cancel the 2nd power we are left with....Women = EvilEnjoy!!!! There is a obvious flaw in this prof. It is a common problem of ignorance that many have with the difference between complex numbers and real numbers. As soon as you attempt to take the squar root you must realize that can only have a complete solution if the number is complex. I submit that women are complex and therefore assuming all women are evil is flawed - especially for a male that does not understand the complex and real sets. :)The Traveler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RachelleDrew Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 There is a obvious flaw in this prof. It is a common problem of ignorance that many have with the difference between complex numbers and real numbers. As soon as you attempt to take the squar root you must realize that can only have a complete solution if the number is complex. I submit that women are complex and therefore assuming all women are evil is flawed - especially for a male that does not understand the complex and real sets.The TravelerIt would be so much easier if it was considered logical to proclaim that anything difficult to understand must be evil. I could claim a moral objection to my linear algebra professor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Well I claim complete ignorance to any linear algebra and logical mathematical solutions...therefore I am NOT evil. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirajo Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Pfff puhlease. Since when can you do a proof and just claim that something is " a given" like that? That's like saying a pen is the root of all evil and thats a given. SOOO if you can prove that time does in FACT equal money and that money is in FACT the root of all evil I might give this a second thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Well I claim complete ignorance to any linear algebra and logical mathematical solutions...therefore I am NOT evil. haha:whistling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest migu Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Pfff puhlease. Since when can you do a proof and just claim that something is " a given" like that? That's like saying a pen is the root of all evil and thats a given. SOOO if you can prove that time does in FACT equal money and that money is in FACT the root of all evil I might give this a second thought. You think this way because of youth and inexperience. But I'm sure you'll learn someday :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WANDERER Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Turning it into fact families...mathematical formulas can be proved by following mathematical laws. Women = Time x Money 9=3x3 thankyou Traveller ; ) Does 9 dived by 3=3 women : sharing parts of your time results in an equivalent amount of money women: sharing parts of your money results in an equal amount of time returned. Everything is square. Wouldn't that depend on their number? If it's not a perfect number woman then you may end up with less either way. If women also equal time squared is time the root of all evil? If your dealing with an imperfect number woman then time will not equal money. 8=4x2 4=2 but doesn't equal 4 squared or 2 squared. With a woman that is not a perfect number and you will end up with repeating time or money as your answer...without perfect success or getting an evil outome. Furthermore keep in mind that regardless of the starting number woman time and money are always of lesser value to the woman and the problem doesn't start until you begin to formulate ways of making it equal. ; ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthiechan Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 HA! I am only evil if I'm gaming. And ladies who object to this post, think of all the male stuff we chuckle at eh? If it's okay to poke fun at men, then it's okay for men to poke fun at us. Right? And if not right, then why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misshalfway Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Checkboy, women are not the root of all evil--it is the WANT of women that is the root of all evil! :-)Beautiful! PC. This statement says it all, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VisionOfLehi Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 lol... What's worse, the dork who came up with the original "formula" (not checker) or the people trying to prove it wrong using actual math logic? hahaha.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misshalfway Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 It is true. We are all evil. We all got together and decided to torment all the poor men. Way to go girls, the plan is working. Bwwaaaahhahahhahaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VisionOfLehi Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 At work today I said something about "I yield to no man!" (Because I was crashing into a coworker, messing around. It was another way of saying "OUTTA MY WAY!")Other coworker, she asked me about it. I said "Yup, no man. That leaves half the species though. The half you better yield to, if you know what's good for you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirajo Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 You think this way because of youth and inexperience. But I'm sure you'll learn someday :)HAHA, you don't know me. I've had more experience than most women at my age. And am I really youth still if I'm 20?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WANDERER Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Illogical maths is part of the master plot *muahahahahaah*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest migu Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 HAHA, you don't know me. I've had more experience than most women at my age. Maybe so.And am I really youth still if I'm 20??I don't mean to belittle you. The depths of a person's soul can make up for a lack of years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirajo Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Maybe so.I don't mean to belittle you. The depths of a person's soul can make up for a lack of years.Okie dokie have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moksha Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 And am I really youth still if I'm 20?? Yes. At least till age 40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skalenfehl Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Okie dokie have a nice day.:animatedlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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