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Granted the toy is not banished but u have been.

I wish dinner was ready

hey wing, so are we banished together now?....wonder if the kids are back with daddy..... this could be a good deal... lol

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Granted - you now join millions in the unemployment line.

I wish for a swift end to the recession!

Granted... but then everyone becomes so rich that the dollar store (ie mormon primary walmart) goes out of business.

I wish I was never hungry for junk food.

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Granted the toy is not banished but u have been.

D'oh!

I wish I was never hungry for junk food.

Granted, but now you are only hungry for liver and onions.

I wish I hadn't had a really upsetting dream last night.

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D'oh!

Granted, but now you are only hungry for liver and onions.

I wish I hadn't had a really upsetting dream last night.

Granted...you didn't have an upsetting dream last night, as a matter of fact you had no dreams last night nor in the future as you are now an insomniac and can't sleep a wink!

I wish my oldest son would cut his long hair!

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Granted! But he styles it into a mohawk and dyes it pink!

I wish to be done with school already!

Granted... but now you have to work 60 hrs week at a job you hate and be underpaid.

I wish there were not stinky skunks in our neighborhood in the spring. :o

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Granted! But now all the skunks smell so much like Febreeze that people get light-headed.

I wish I could dance without people thinking I was having a seizure.

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Granted but now you missed that talent scout who thought your new way of dancing was so innovative. He was going to offer you a contract.

I wish I could get rid of my cold and sinus headache.

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Granted but now you missed that talent scout who thought your new way of dancing was so innovative. He was going to offer you a contract.

I wish I could get rid of my cold and sinus headache.

Granted.. .but to do this... the docs had to remove (aka bite) a portion of your head and nose and now you resemble the hunchback of notre dam..

I wish I could zap bad drivers in the butt with an electrical current controlled by a button in my car. AND by the way Im a great driver!:cool:

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Granted but you were driving in Utah and when you zapped it hit every driver and now all roads have car wrecks. Thanks to that you can't get anywhere in your own car as roads are impassable.

I wish I had the capability to be in two places at the same time.

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Granted the two places are only a stinky/dirty public bathroom and work.

I wish I had super powers. :)

Granted, you now have your choice of power but it halves your life span every time you use it.

I wish my car would stop breaking down.

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Granted! But now all the skunks smell so much like Febreeze that people get light-headed.

I wish I could dance without people thinking I was having a seizure.

ouch!

k, then granted. It no longer breakes down because it doesnt run at all.

I wish it didnt hurt

Hmmm Im gonna split this... cuz Im not sure how you meant it...

Granted... the car just went to sleep before being crushed at the junk yard.... or

Granted... it didnt hurt at all because you were frozen from a 2nd ice age.

I wish I had a bigger house

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Granted but then you are forced into total darkness 24/7 because the sun is on the other side of the world.

I wish I had enough money right now to take a vacation.

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