Best pickup line? You decide.

[skippy740]

To laugh, please do so.

To 'groan', click "thanks". As in "thanks, but no thanks"!

[classylady]

I want to both laugh and groan!

[Wingnut]

Mormon Hey Girl

Edited October 14, 2012 by Wingnut

[pam]

To laugh, please do so.

To 'groan', click "thanks". As in "thanks, but no thanks"!

Nice way to get your thanks count up.

[thebestmeicanb]

im going to vomit!

[Vort]

im going to vomit!

Bet you got a lot of girls with that line.

[DaZebra]

Hey Skippy I've actually never heard that one before! Here are some of my favorites:

What's your favorite temple? I'm looking at mine

Is your name virtue? 'Cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

Are you a Gadianton Robber? You stole my heart!

[NightSG]

Bet you got a lot of girls with that line.

It worked for me once. She was cute...until the alcohol wore off.

Yeah, it was easy to quit drinking after that.

[SpiritDragon]

I've never heard these silly mormon versions before. The first pick-up line I ever remember hearing goes like this, "Baby, if I could rewrite the alphabet I would put U and I together." But I never tried any pick up lines out.

[Martain]

So here is a pickup line I thought of recently while someone I know was occupying my thoughts. Who knows but she might actually read it here soon too.

"If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things. I know you've got the lovely part down solid but more importantly I really want to know is whether you meet the other qualities as well. May I seek?"

What do you guys think? Any good?

[Guest]

"May I seek" would creep me out, honestly.

[Wingnut]

So here is a pickup line I thought of recently while someone I know was occupying my thoughts. Who knows but she might actually read it here soon too.

"If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things. I know you've got the lovely part down solid but more importantly I really want to know is whether you meet the other qualities as well. May I seek?"

What do you guys think? Any good?

Not good at all. Way too long, not funny, not catchy. A pick-up line should be just that: a line. Not a paragraph.

[jerome1232]

Do people actually use these things?

[NightSG]

Keep it simple: "your beauty is so distracting I've forgotten my pickup line."

[Kawazu]

"Your hair falls in waves, like flocks of goats frisking across the slopes of Gilead."

[Wingnut]

I'd lose the word "frisking."

[Kawazu]

I'd lose the word "frisking."

It works for Solomon.

[Gretchen]

As a girl, I feel like I have to say this: pick-up lines don't work outside the bar. If you want to date a girl, show her that you are worth giving a chance.

That said, pick-up lines do make for good jokes

[FunkyTown]

Try the tried and true ones:

"You're good enough. Y'know. For now. I guess. Wanna make out?"

And:

"Please let me stalk you so my mother doesn't think I'm gay."

[Guest]

Try the tried and true ones:

"You're good enough. Y'know. For now. I guess. Wanna make out?"

And:

"Please let me stalk you so my mother doesn't think I'm gay."

You really know how to make a girl feel special.

[FunkyTown]

You really know how to make a girl feel special.

And I can dance, too. You know The Jungle Book? I can pretty well shake my bum all over the place just like Baloo.

(_I_)(_/_)(_I_)(_\_)

Those moves are PRIME.

[Martain]

Oh dear...

[Gretchen]

"Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity. And I am not so sure about the former." Albert Einstein

[Guest]

And I can dance, too. You know The Jungle Book? I can pretty well shake my bum all over the place just like Baloo.

(_I_)(_/_)(_I_)(_\_)

Those moves are PRIME.

Is that where you got your name?

[Suzie]