JimmiGerman Posted January 1, 2015 Report Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) There's a great similarity between Vort's forum picture here and the image of Clark Kent. It's been torturing my mind from the beginnig he created his new forum picture here (after "Iron Man") till now, and my direct question would be: Are you Superman? (Vort's forum image) (His - maybe - real person) Edited January 1, 2015 by JimmiGerman TalkativeIntrovert12345 1 Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted January 1, 2015 Report Posted January 1, 2015 Vort is awesome and I love his posts. But let's be clear-no one is cool as Superman/Clark Kent. Quote
JimmiGerman Posted January 1, 2015 Author Report Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) Vort is awesome and I love his posts. But let's be clear-no one is cool as Superman/Clark Kent. "no one is cool as Superman/Clark Kent" = Vort Hah! It's Vort! Ye wanna fool the children of the revolution, crocodile? Edited January 1, 2015 by JimmiGerman Quote
Guest Posted January 1, 2015 Report Posted January 1, 2015 I don't see the resemblance. Also, I don't think that's actually Vort. Quote
Connie Posted January 1, 2015 Report Posted January 1, 2015 I once had someone tell me i look like a power ranger. Bini 1 Quote
JimmiGerman Posted January 1, 2015 Author Report Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) I don't see the resemblance. Also, I don't think that's actually Vort. Has your image some resemblance with you? I'm sure it has. Red haired ones... Irish...? Can you step dance? Let's forget about Vort, he's here in disguise. We all know he's Superman. But don't let's struggle. Let's sing this song, let's dance, it's New Year!!! If brown or red haired, if blonde or black, let's dance! Let's live a hippie dream! Edited January 2, 2015 by JimmiGerman Quote
JimmiGerman Posted January 1, 2015 Author Report Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) FBI: America's most wanted: "Clark Kent, supposed supernatural spy. Dangerous! Armed with spirit!" NSA: "Caution! Maybe intruder from outer space, from planet Kolob." Edited January 2, 2015 by JimmiGerman Quote
JimmiGerman Posted January 1, 2015 Author Report Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) Hmmm... Edited January 2, 2015 by JimmiGerman Quote
Guest Posted January 2, 2015 Report Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) Well, he can't be the Clark Kent from Superman Returns, as that Clark Kent was an adulterous homewrecker. He also can't be the Clark Kent from Smallville, for similar reasons. He also can't be the Clark Kent from the first four Superman movies, because that Clark Kent was so lame... It is hard to imagine anyone in the real world saying something as corny as "I fight for truth, justice, and the American Way" with a straight face. Maybe he could be the Clark Kent from the old black and white Superman TV show? Edited January 2, 2015 by DoctorLemon Quote
JimmiGerman Posted January 2, 2015 Author Report Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) Hmmm... Edited January 2, 2015 by JimmiGerman Quote
JimmiGerman Posted January 2, 2015 Author Report Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) Well, he can't be the Clark Kent from Superman Returns, as that Clark Kent was an adulterous homewrecker. He also can't be the Clark Kent from Smallville, for similar reasons. He also can't be the Clark Kent from the first four Superman movies, because that Clark Kent was so lame... It is hard to imagine anyone in the real world saying something as corny as "I fight for truth, justice, and the American Way" with a straight face. Maybe he could be the Clark Kent from the old black and white Superman TV show? Sure he was a homewrecker. But that's the point. You can't be Superman without being a homewrecker on the other hand. ... Edited January 2, 2015 by JimmiGerman Quote
Guest Posted January 2, 2015 Report Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) Sorry. Not even Superman is above the law of chastity. In fact, with great power comes great responsibility. Superman would have been excommunicated for sure. But, we probably should have seen this coming. He does, after all, run around in public wearing revealing, immodest tights. Edited January 2, 2015 by DoctorLemon Quote
JimmiGerman Posted January 2, 2015 Author Report Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) ? No smoking, no tobacco. But who knows about that little stupid hippie thing? See here: Edited January 2, 2015 by JimmiGerman Quote
JimmiGerman Posted January 2, 2015 Author Report Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) (...) Superman would have been excommunicated for sure. And then...? Don't forget he's strong. He certainly would have done some evil things only in a rage... See here: Edited January 2, 2015 by JimmiGerman Quote
pam Posted January 2, 2015 Report Posted January 2, 2015 I don't see the resemblance. Also, I don't think that's actually Vort. I think it really is him. :) Quote
PolarVortex Posted January 2, 2015 Report Posted January 2, 2015 I did some research today on the old "Adventures of Superman" television show and was astounded to learn that Noel Neill (who played Lois Lane) and Jack Larson (who played Jimmy Olsen) are both still alive and doing well. Neill is 94 and Larson is 86. Here's a picture of Noel Neill in 2008. She still looks like the Lois Lane that I knew well from AoS reruns. Vort 1 Quote
The Folk Prophet Posted January 2, 2015 Report Posted January 2, 2015 ...saying something as corny as "I fight for truth, justice, and the American Way" with a straight face. I'm offended. :) Quote
Vort Posted January 2, 2015 Report Posted January 2, 2015 My real picture: Magen_Avot, Daybreak79 and classylady 3 Quote
NeuroTypical Posted January 2, 2015 Report Posted January 2, 2015 Ok folks, I'll admit it. I'm Chuck Norris. (I'm also Santa Claus and a ninja.) Quote
Magen_Avot Posted January 2, 2015 Report Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) My real picture: LOL! Yeah, you may look like a girl but but behind those beautiful brown eyes lurks your real alter ego, should things reach that point: ((( ))) Edited January 2, 2015 by Magen_Avot mordorbund, Vort, Daybreak79 and 1 other 4 Quote
Guest Posted January 2, 2015 Report Posted January 2, 2015 Okay, you got me. Here's the real me: Quote
jerome1232 Posted January 2, 2015 Report Posted January 2, 2015 For a long time I thought Vort was female. Quote
Vort Posted January 2, 2015 Report Posted January 2, 2015 LOL! Yeah, you may look like a girl but but behind those beautiful brown eyes lurks your real alter ego, should things reach that point: ((( )))Well, there's a blast from the past. (Get it? "Blast"? I made a funny!) Daybreak79 and Magen_Avot 2 Quote
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