Guest MormonGator Posted March 30, 2019 Report Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) @NeuroTypical and @mirkwood like Hawaiian pizza. Their bishops have been notified and they are no longer members in good standing. Both bishops wanted me to tell the forum of this tragic and sad news. Let this be a lesson for everyone. Edited March 30, 2019 by MormonGator Quote
Vort Posted March 30, 2019 Report Posted March 30, 2019 My stake president has asked to speak with me in front of the high council. But I'm not nervous. I know at least a couple of them put pineapples on their pizzas. Plus my stake president is a Harley guy, and I suspect he's eaten more than one Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza in his time. mirkwood and Midwest LDS 1 1 Quote
Fether Posted March 30, 2019 Report Posted March 30, 2019 My brother dated a girl who told him that she heard that Marvin J Ashton would eat Mac n Cheese w/ ketchup. If he can do that than than I can eat pineapple pizza. mirkwood, Sunday21 and Midwest LDS 3 Quote
MrShorty Posted March 30, 2019 Report Posted March 30, 2019 https://conservativememes.com/i/never-be-afraid-to-stand-up-for-what-you-believe-23e5482329bf489697849a4fcb9d3504 mirkwood and Sunday21 1 1 Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted March 30, 2019 Report Posted March 30, 2019 Just now, Fether said: . If he can do that than than I can eat pineapple pizza. Out of all the sinful things to do in Vegas, you choose the worst one. Quote
NeuroTypical Posted March 30, 2019 Report Posted March 30, 2019 2 hours ago, MormonGator said: @NeuroTypical and @mirkwood like Hawaiian pizza. I'm aghast that this most nefarious form of doxxing isn't specified in the site rules as a banning offense. That said, maybe this will help your Topping Aversion Derrangement Syndrome. There is no pineapple on this pizza: Midwest LDS, Sunday21 and mirkwood 3 Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted March 30, 2019 Report Posted March 30, 2019 1 hour ago, NeuroTypical said: An abomination. Quote
Guest Godless Posted March 30, 2019 Report Posted March 30, 2019 I'll put anchovies on my pizza before I defile it with pineapples. Quote
askandanswer Posted March 30, 2019 Report Posted March 30, 2019 And don't forget the raspberry topping sprinkled with icing sugar. NeuroTypical 1 Quote
Vort Posted March 30, 2019 Report Posted March 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Godless said: I'll put anchovies on my pizza before I defile it with pineapples. Name checks out. mirkwood, NeuroTypical and MrShorty 1 2 Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted March 31, 2019 Report Posted March 31, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Godless said: I'll put anchovies on my pizza before I defile it with pineapples. And just for that @Godless, I am now an atheist. Edited March 31, 2019 by MormonGator Quote
NeuroTypical Posted March 31, 2019 Report Posted March 31, 2019 Lack of appreciating pineapple pizza - gateway drug to apostasy. MrShorty, mirkwood and Vort 3 Quote
Sunday21 Posted March 31, 2019 Report Posted March 31, 2019 10 hours ago, MormonGator said: @NeuroTypical and @mirkwood like Hawaiian pizza. Their bishops have been notified and they are no longer members in good standing. Both bishops wanted me to tell the forum of this tragic and sad news. Let this be a lesson for everyone. 😳🤮😱😳🤢 Egad! Quote
Sunday21 Posted March 31, 2019 Report Posted March 31, 2019 5 hours ago, askandanswer said: And don't forget the raspberry topping sprinkled with icing sugar. Horrific! Quote
Guest MormonGator Posted March 31, 2019 Report Posted March 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Sunday21 said: 😳🤮😱😳🤢 Egad! Finally someone with some sense. Pineapple pizza is a crime against nature. Quote
Sunday21 Posted March 31, 2019 Report Posted March 31, 2019 5 hours ago, Godless said: I'll put anchovies on my pizza before I defile it with pineapples. I love anchovies! I used to eat them on crackers!!!!! And they make anchovy paste! Shot straight into the mouth!!!! Quote
Sunday21 Posted March 31, 2019 Report Posted March 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, MormonGator said: Finally someone with some sense. Pineapple pizza is a crime against nature. Absolutely! A perversion of the most devilish strain. Must be wiped out! Bonfire of the Vanities! Where is my rack and thumbscrews? MrShorty and Midwest LDS 1 1 Quote
mirkwood Posted March 31, 2019 Report Posted March 31, 2019 Time to get the ban hammer out again. MrShorty, Vort, pwrfrk and 1 other 4 Quote
askandanswer Posted March 31, 2019 Report Posted March 31, 2019 5 hours ago, Sunday21 said: Horrific! You don't put raspberry topping and icing sugar on your pizza!? Must be one of those wierd Canadian things........... SilentOne 1 Quote
Sunday21 Posted March 31, 2019 Report Posted March 31, 2019 2 hours ago, askandanswer said: You don't put raspberry topping and icing sugar on your pizza!? Must be one of those wierd Canadian things........... 🤢 Gag. I can’t critize too much though because some wretched Canadian is claimed as the Father of the Hawaiian pizza monstrosity. Mind you, I did just see an advertisement for a beet burger. Intriguing! Quote
pwrfrk Posted March 31, 2019 Report Posted March 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Sunday21 said: 🤢 Gag. I can’t critize too much though because some wretched Canadian is claimed as the Father of the Hawaiian pizza monstrosity. Mind you, I did just see an advertisement for a beet burger. Intriguing! Reminds me of the best burger I ever had- cheeseburger and lettuce tomato, onions, pickles, and a special topping made of Butterfinger Blizzard, A-1 steak sauce, ketchup, mustard, malt vinegar, grape jelly, and garlic salt. Havn't had that in a long time. I'll have to go hit up a Dairy Queen and try it again. Quote
askandanswer Posted March 31, 2019 Report Posted March 31, 2019 On 3/31/2019 at 3:00 AM, MormonGator said: @NeuroTypical and @mirkwood like Hawaiian pizza. Their bishops have been notified and they are no longer members in good standing. Both bishops wanted me to tell the forum of this tragic and sad news. Let this be a lesson for everyone. @NeuroTypical and @mirkwood do indeed have grave confessions to make, and sinful as it is to put non-Australian pineapple on your pizza, this is a good confession to begin with, although its only a beginning. Unfortunately, "there are also many other things which Jesus @NeuroTypicaldid, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written." (New Testament | John 21:25) And as for @mirkwood, I'm reminded of Moses 1:33 "And worlds without number have I created; and I also created them for mine own purpose." Well now we know the purpose of all those other worlds - to contain all the books for @mirkwood (Pearl of Great Price | Moses 1:33) MrShorty and mirkwood 2 Quote
Sunday21 Posted April 1, 2019 Report Posted April 1, 2019 On 3/30/2019 at 12:50 PM, Vort said: My stake president has asked to speak with me in front of the high council. But I'm not nervous. I know at least a couple of them put pineapples on their pizzas. Plus my stake president is a Harley guy, and I suspect he's eaten more than one Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza in his time. Let me get this right. Harley’s and Canadian bacon/pineapple go together? 🤔 Vort 1 Quote
Vort Posted April 1, 2019 Report Posted April 1, 2019 47 minutes ago, Sunday21 said: Let me get this right. Harley’s and Canadian bacon/pineapple go together? 🤔 The free-thinking rebels. NeuroTypical 1 Quote
Sunday21 Posted April 1, 2019 Report Posted April 1, 2019 30 minutes ago, Vort said: The free-thinking rebels. Makes perfect sense! Quote
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