Vort Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who just lies on the grass in the front yard? Lon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted April 5 Author Report Share Posted April 5 30 minutes ago, NeuroTypical said: What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. Ah, yes. I know her husband, Ben. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 What do you call a man with a jack on his head...oh drat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 On 4/5/2024 at 7:22 PM, NeuroTypical said: What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. What do you call a woman who throws all her bills onto the fire? Bernadette NeuroTypical, SilentOne and Vort 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcthompson88 Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 What do you call a woman with a peg leg? Illene Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcthompson88 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 1 hour ago, rcthompson88 said: What do you call a woman with a peg leg? Illene I would also accept Peggy Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 What do you call a man with no shins? - Tony Jamie123 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? - Bob Jamie123 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Why did @Vort go fishing? Just for the halibut. Jamie123 and Vort 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 What did one earwig say to the other earwig when they both fell of the wall for the tenth time that day? Earwig go again! NeuroTypical 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Why can you never find any aspirins in the jungle? Because parrots eat 'em all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 This one always cracks me up... What do you call a boy with a paper bag over his head? Russell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 On 4/5/2024 at 8:19 PM, Jamie123 said: What do you call a man with a jack on his head...oh drat! In the same noble tradition: Why didn't worms go into the ark in pears...I mean apples? Oh drat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traveler Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 What can you do with an elephant on the freeway? Almost 21 miles an hour. How do you know if you just passed an elephant? The toilet won’t flush. The Traveler mordorbund 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 (edited) How do you fit four elephants in a Mini? Two in the front, two in the back. How do you know if an elephant's been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter. How do you know if two elephants have been in your fridge? Two sets of footprints in the butter. How do you know if three elephants have been in your fridge? Three sets of footprints in the butter. How do you know if four elephants have been in your fridge? There's a Mini parked outside. Edited April 16 by Jamie123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 (edited) As a child, I totally missed the self-referential brilliance of Elephant Jokes. As an adult, I have repented. Edited April 16 by Vort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirkwood Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 LDSGator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDSGator Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 43 minutes ago, mirkwood said: LMBO!!!! priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDSGator Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 (edited) We were listening to Destroyer on the way to Gainesville today! Edited April 17 by LDSGator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 Not tasteless, not offensive, not even a joke, but I wanted to share: "Yesterday, someone was so wrong on the internet, that I caught a 5 day posting ban!" - NT, to his wife this morning Vort and Jamie123 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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