Connie Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 I heard about this game, Corrupt a wish. It's kind of funny. I thought there might be some here who would like to try it. The idea is to corrupt a wish, obviously. For example: I make a wish that i want a new car, then the next person corrupts that wish by saying, "granted, but now gas costs $10 a gallon." If you feel you cannot corrupt the wish you can simply say "not granted" but i would encourage you to try to corrupt it anyway. After you corrupt the wish or say "not granted", you may then go on to make your own wish that someone else can try to corrupt. No corrupting your own wish. Just keep it light and fun and clean and try not too get too serious. If everything is clear, i'll go ahead and start with the first wish. I wish for a pot of gold. Quote
Jenamarie Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted! However, due to new wish-related tax laws, 95% of your gold goes to the government. I wish I could get 8 hours of sleep every night. Quote
NeuroTypical Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted. Sorry you slept through the sweepstakes winner phone call - they moved on to the next person. I wish for the power to shoot lightning from my fingers! LM Quote
Maxel Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Jennamarie: Granted, although it will be full of horrible nightmares. L_M: Granted, although the only thing you can shoot is a sheet of metal. While you're standing on it. ---- I want a pony! Quote
Connie Posted February 2, 2009 Author Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but now you're allergic to ponies. I wish for well-behaved children. (thanks for the laughs guys, i've needed it after all these heavy threads. Let's keep it going.) Quote
Moksha Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 I wish for well-behaved children. Granted, but you will soon be moving out of the town of Stepford.I wish for a bottomless cup of Postum... Quote
Connie Posted February 2, 2009 Author Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but it will be ice cold. I wish for a flying car. Quote
Gwen Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 (edited) ..... Edited February 2, 2009 by Gwen to slow Quote
Liber Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Wish granted, but your car attracts dangerous numbers of birds. I wish for World Peace Quote
Connie Posted February 2, 2009 Author Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted! But now you are the sole human being on planet earth, oh so peaceful! I wish for an exponentially growing bank account. Quote
Gwen Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 granted, but it's growing exponentially into the negative. i wish to not have to cook dinner. Quote
Maxel Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but it is going to taste absolutely horrible. I wish to be as talented as my favorite musicians. Quote
Heavenguard Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately you've inherited their un-glamorous talents, like doing laundry. I wish I were on vacation. Quote
Dr T Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted but it's to Calcutta. I wish I was in better shape. Quote
Maxel Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but that shape is a better representation of a circle. I wish I lived in Utah. Orem, Utah. Quote
Canuck Mormon Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 I wish I lived in Utah. Orem, Utah. Granted, but now you live in Oren, Utah. I wish for happiness. Quote
Maxel Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but Happiness is a dog. I wish I were Superman. Quote
Canuck Mormon Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but Happiness is a dog. Great, I love dogs!!!Granted, but you live in a Kryptonite house. Quote
Connie Posted February 2, 2009 Author Report Posted February 2, 2009 Exactly what i would have said, Canuck Mormon! I'll go ahead and give another wish. I wish for a box of chocolates. (great corruption of my last wish, Gwen, i couldn't stop laughing!) Quote
Dr T Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted but then it is run over by a car while it is raining outside I wish for 1000 uncorruptible wishes Quote
Soulsearcher Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted but then it is run over by a car while it is raining outside I wish for 1000 uncorruptible wishesgranted but you loose your imagination Quote
LittleWyvern Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted but then it is run over by a car while it is raining outside I wish for 1000 uncorruptible wishesYou get them. However, doing so involves dividing by zero, so those wishes (and you) implode into a null vector space before you have a chance to use them.I wish I had discovered lds.net a long time ago.EDIT: Uh... I was a bit too late but Soulsearcher didn't provide a wish... if Soulsearcher does, just delete this post or something.EDIT2: Ah, thanks Canuck. Moving on... Quote
Canuck Mormon Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 I wish I had discovered lds.net a long time ago.Granted, but now your computer is broken.I wish I was stronger. Quote
Maxel Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but now you're Superman. And you live in a kryptonite house. I wish I had all the video games in the world. Quote
Canuck Mormon Posted February 2, 2009 Report Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but now you're Superman. And you live in a kryptonite house.I wish I had all the video games in the world.Granted, but they only run on Microsoft Vista (and we all kno whow reliable that is)I wish I was skinny. Quote
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