Palerider

[StrawberryFields]

Hey Everyone,

According to a comment PR left on my page he doesn't feel very well liked around here. If you like him let him know with a comment on his profile.

Paleriders Profile » LDS Mormon Network

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[john doe]

I'll tell him right here..... Pale, you rock!!!!!!!

[pam]

Palerider who?

[lilered]

There is no truth to the rumor that Palerider is the illegitimate son of Ebekinzar Scrouge.

[miztrniceguy]

I thought everyone liked Pale !

[beefche]

Is this a shameless plot for money? Cause I'm tapped out...he got me last time.

[prisonchaplain]

Let me say publically that whenever I've hinted of any slight unhappiness towards Paleriders it's always been out of petty jealousy on my part. Even the stones are jealous of how well Palerider rocks!!! :-) :-) :-)

[Wingnut]

I'm pretty sure that Palerider's profile is probably more well-liked than mine, so I really have no sympathy for him.

[pushka]

Hi Pale, on behalf of the cats and I, we loves ya baby!!

[prospectmom]

listen to your music on your profile while on chat..... you rock .... but Lady Gaga :}??????? liked her till I saw her sing just ruined it for me......

[talisyn]

I thought everyone liked Pale !

Me too. I guess you just don't know how others are perceiving things. Pale, you're cool.

Anyone else out there who feels unappreciated, just let me tell you, you guys rock!

[Misshalfway]

Roses are red

Violets are black

If you pay Palerider money

He'll get off your back!

With love,

MHW

[Wingnut]

listen to your music on your profile while on chat..... you rock .... but Lady Gaga :}??????? liked her till I saw her sing just ruined it for me......

Listen to my music...no Lady Gag there! (not a typo)

[Moksha]

Even the stones are jealous of how well Palerider rocks!!! :-) :-) :-)

I am pretty sure I've heard that...

The rocks and stones

themselves will start to sing:

"Palerider, Palerider

'zana, 'zana hey

'zana hey 'zana

Hosanna

say's PC, "you're alright by me",

'zana hey 'zana

Superstar"

:)

[With apologies to Andrew Lloyd Webber and his opera]

Edited May 19, 2009 by Moksha
note of attribution

[lilered]

Carrots are orange

Berries are Red

Pale is good

Enuff Said:

[pam]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I think all of you

Are full of hullaballoo

[NeuroTypical]

Palerider is the preeminent bronzed Adonis of LDS.net. His mere presence on this board brings about broken hearts of the ladies, and unveilable jealousy from the menfolk. We have already written his epitaph:

Here lies Palerider.

Shot to death at the age of 112 by a jealous lover.

It's a shame he left us before reaching his prime.

[NeuroTypical]

Palerider:

He is a citizen of the moment.

He has burned the sacrifice of pride, and rides on to Mt. Zion.

He builds his white picket fence around the "now", with a commanding view of the "soon to be".

[NeuroTypical]

Pale:

He's on a first name basis with lucidity, while the rest of us have to call it Mr. Lucidity, and that's just no good in a pinch.

He squeezes the milk of life from the cow of destiny into his dirty glass, and he drinks it warm.

He is the yin to villainy's malevolent yang.

Two decades ago, the realization struck: It wasn't a magic hubcap after all, the magic was within him all along.