Maureen Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 (edited) For thinking that some of the questions that are asked on this forum are ridiculous? Just like this very thread where I have asked my own ridiculous question. I would never reply to any of those questions stating the obvious because that would just be rude, but by creating this thread I am getting it out of my system. If you too are also baffled by some of the questions but are too nice to say anything, here is your chance to vent. If you wish, please tell me why you think my question is ridiculous, idiotic, etc. - whatever creative adjective you can come up with. If the mods don’t like my thread, they have my blessing to delete. M.Editing to add: All sarcastic answers are also welcomed. Edited March 23, 2011 by Maureen Quote
Soulsearcher Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 In all honesty I expect to see 99% of the population right next to me where ever i end up... either a surprise for me or a big surprise for the rest Quote
slamjet Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 Let's see, 1) Have you had a witness from the Holy Ghost that Jesus is the Christ and that the LDS church is true? 2) Did you recently decide that it was all a sham? 3) Have you begun to fight against the Church? Well, most likely not. In any case, no one other than God and Christ themselves are able to judge. Sometimes I wonder if we are able to judge for ourselves correctly. So just relax and live life the best you know how and how you are prompted to do so by the Spirit of God and your conscience. You'll be ok. Just my .02 Quote
Wingnut Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 Maureen, you're clearly going to hell, since you're not Mormon. End of story. [/snark] Quote
Soulsearcher Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 Maureen, you're clearly going to hell, since you're not Mormon. End of story.[/snark]reminds me of the joke that ends with " oh that's just the mormons, they think they are the only ones up here" Quote
Jenamarie Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 Are you that "Friday? Friday?" girl? If not, then no. Quote
prisonchaplain Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 How about when people on this site ask me what I do for a living??? (I actually get a kick out of that) Quote
Soulsearcher Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 I've gotten a couple over the last two years and i am just glad i can't reach through and slap people in the back of the head. Quote
MorningStar Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 My daughter is giving a little taste today of what Hell is like. 2 1/2. Oh. My. Gosh. Not even the nap she took put an end to her demands like her right not to wear pants. Quote
Maureen Posted March 23, 2011 Author Report Posted March 23, 2011 Are you that "Friday? Friday?" girl? If not, then no. LOL!! Took me awhile before I got this. Hell might be too cruel, but this is where those indulgences would have come in handy. M. Quote
slamjet Posted March 23, 2011 Posted March 23, 2011 · Hidden Hidden The worst hell I've been to is when my then-wife ran into the bedroom screaming holding our preemie daughter at three in the morning because she wasn't breathing. The Boy Scout training instantly kicked in, turned her over head tilted down and patted her back. That dislodged the lump of formula that was stuck in her little throat. I ended up in the emergency room to make sure she was ok. But to wake up to her screaming handing me my tiny child with her face all blue and limp as a rag doll, there can't be anything else more terrifying than that. At least nothing I've lived through as of yet. And I've been through plenty.
beefche Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 Maureen----you're taking a trip to Michigan? Quote
pam Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 Maureen at least you didn't say.."I'm only here to learn, not to debate or to put down your Church." So maybe you aren't going to hell after all. Quote
RescueMom Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 I don't know about you, but I've installed those NASA heat shields to my nicely decorated handbasket. Quote
Palerider Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 I felt like I went to hell when my Bracket got all messed up last weekend.....GGGGGrrrrrrrrrrr Quote
jayanna Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 (edited) Of COURSE you're not going to hell..Keep up the good work!!!Now where did I put my pitchfork? Edited March 24, 2011 by jayanna found it Quote
blackknight5k Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 (edited) My daughter is giving a little taste today of what Hell is like. 2 1/2. Oh. My. Gosh. Not even the nap she took put an end to her demands like her right not to wear pants.The right to not wear pants should be in the Bill of Rights somewhere, can we replace the 3rd amendment to "Congress shall pass no law to infringe on the right to not wear pants"?Back to the question at hand - the LDS belief has been discussed already, however I'd like to bring the perspective of why we don't believe you're going to hell. You are a child of God, and he doesn't want eternal pain and suffering for you so he's going to give you a wonderful afterlife just because you are his child and he loves you. Edited March 24, 2011 by blackknight5k more info Quote
Iggy Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 Yep Maureen, you are going to hell in a hand basket, right along with me- because I too, believe the same thing you do - -thinking that some of the questions that are asked on this forum are ridiculous?, only I would quantify it with 90%, not some. Some is too mere. 90% is more accurate. I am so sick and tired of the masturbation posts. For crying out loud -do a search, and spend the next 6 weeks reading all the previous posts and if you are still breathing, masturbating won't be a problem. Hey, how many of the post starters are around for more than 5 or 10 posts??? And for those who have cheated- you know you did wrong, Man up and admit it. OR Woman up and admit it. Heck, ADULT up and admit it. Again, do a search, and spend the next 6 weeks reading all the previous posts. (Echo) (dé·jà vu) How many of the post starters are around for more than 5 or 10 posts?? Maureen- Dahling - thank you so much for starting this Going To Hell thread- it is just what was needed. air kisses right (smooch-smooch)- air kisses left(smooch-smooch) Quote
Iggy Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 My daughter is giving a little taste today of what Hell is like. 2 1/2. Oh. My. Gosh. Not even the nap she took put an end to her demands like her right not to wear pants. Mommy! Goodness, she is just 2.5 - let her go knickerless- just make sure the drapes are shut and the doors are locked. Quote
Canuck Mormon Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 Of course not Maureen. You're already there. You do live in Edmonton, right?? :p:p Quote
FunkyTown Posted March 24, 2011 Report Posted March 24, 2011 Of course not Maureen. You're already there. You do live in Edmonton, right?? :p:pThat would indicate that it has, in fact, frozen over. Quote
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