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In a land of mathematical geniuses where only the shortest will survive. They were desperately striving for perfection. But, there was evil in the miniature statures. Rotting within their hearts and their feet were so hairy, not unlike Hobbits. But unseen forces surrounded them like syrup over pancakes. Stale pancakes. Stale like knock-knock jokes. “Knock-knock.” Earl jumped. “At this hour?” Frightened at what was baking in the sun. Fred, sometimes called Derf, or Dirty Derf opened the door. “Peek a boo,” said the frog. “I’m green, you?” “I’m called Derf.” “What if your age? I’m sixty,” said Derf apprehensively. Meanwhile in another time zone Derf called his brother, who’s name is Terf Listerio Humperdinkle. Terf croaked weakly through the gill on his toe. Keep it going, I just wanted to show what it looks like so far. :)

You need to be active in the online dating scene, also you need to gain some confidence. This is how I would go about gaining confidence: 1. Understand that you are not the only socially awkward person out there. There are women who feel exactly the same as you and may share some of the same issues. 2. Lower the bar, I see this in many single women and men in the church, they want someone who is good looking, well off financially, and super spiritual, to ride in on their white horse with their shiny suit of armor a sweep them away. This never happens, same for the guys they want the super attractive yet modest, humble and spiritual future wife. So when I say lower the bar, date the single mom, ask the awkward chubby girl out on a date she's not going to say no. You don't have to marry her but you will learn how to act in social situations with women. Think of it it like learning to ride a bike, did you hop on your first bicycle and cruise around the neighborhood like a pro. No you didn't, you had training wheels and as you progressed and practiced you raised those training wheels, until one day you took them off. 3. Make yourself more desirable, finish your degree, get a good job, buy a house, be prepared financially, take care of your temporal body, lose that 10-15lbs you got sitting around your waist, if you have to wear a white shirt to church spend a few bucks and get a nice one, wear a real tie, get a nice suit, heck get two or three your single you can afford it. Dry clean your shirts so they are nice and sharp every week. Look presentable and you will begin to feel presentable. 4. Your 23, life's a journey not a race. Practice makes perfect in everything that we do, if you never practice you'll never get any better at it.

...and I choose - What in the world could that be? My cookie.

A cult is a small unpopular religion.

Is that reindeer I hear on the roof? My COOKIE! (and don't you forget it )

Thanks, Heather, it worked for me

I wash my twinkies off before I eat them. Does that count as clean eating?

I'm convinced there are times when God will honor the faith of those giving the blessings--even when the recipient has none (and may be ignorant of God). After all, did Jesus not heal a blind man, and only after several others had interrogated him about what happened did Jesus return to him and ask if he was ready to believe? John 9: 35 Jesus heard that they had thrown him out, and when he found him, he said, “Do you believe in the Son of Man?” 36 “Who is he, sir?” the man asked. “Tell me so that I may believe in him.” 37 Jesus said, “You have now seen him; in fact, he is the one speaking with you.” 38 Then the man said, “Lord, I believe,” and he worshiped him. 39 Jesus said, “For judgment I have come into this world, so that the blind will see and those who see will become blind.” 40 Some Pharisees who were with him heard him say this and asked, “What? Are we blind too?” 41 Jesus said, “If you were blind, you would not be guilty of sin; but now that you claim you can see, your guilt remains.