john doe

Because Relief Society is not a priesthood quorum, nor do any of its members directly hold the priesthood. Oddly enough, I think you've hit upon what I believe is the ultimate goal of the 'pants' women. They want to force the church to give women the priesthood. That is what they really want.

Sunday School and Young Men's go through the same submit-and-wait process. And while the EQP may have called your husband as an instructor, chances are he ran it by the bishop first. The reason his name wasn't put before the ward for sustaining is because they did it (or should have done it) before the Elders Quorum in Priesthood Meeting. The sustaining vote need only take place by those who are members of the quorum. BTW, the EQP gets his authority through the Stake President, not the bishop.

Funny, you didn't vote for Romney, and he was threatened with assassination for wanting to be an honest president.

Only if you pay for my membership in the Society of Silly Walks.

I wore pants today as a sign of solidarity with those men who are nitpicked by nagging women and made to feel less-than-whole by the Church. I don't know if anyone noticed, so I intend to keep wearing pants to Sunday services until someone in authority takes pity on these poor men and forces their wives to stop wearing the pants in their families. Because pants are the ultimate sign of authority and power in this world, and you must wear pants to be recognized as a real person. Pants. Pants. Pants. Yeah, I like to say the word pants, because just saying the word gives me power. Pants.

Because some people have never learned how to read something, form their own thoughts on what they read, and then talk about those thoughts. It's a lazy person's way to give a talk without actually having to work at it. It happened today in my ward with a High Councilor. He gave a talk and basically read this month's First Presidency message from the Ensign, which my ward uses as its 1st Sunday lesson in Priesthood Meeting. We had all heard it before.

You're right, it's probably not fair to Rush to compare them to great rock bands. Let's just say they're..... good. And that's not a slight on them, there are lots of bands who are really crappy. Rush isn't one of those.

Can't defend your guys against the facts so you resort to a personal attack? Nice.

Apparently you haven't heard of Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, or even Van Halen. Rush is good, but probably not regarded by many as 'best'.

I put in two addresses, they got both wildly wrong. But if they're willing to donate money just because they don't know where I live, that's okay too.

That depends. If she's 13, then I think it may be somewhat inappropriate.

In case you weren't aware, Rapidfires are made by AC Delco. They're supposedly a higher grade from regular platinum, but not quite the same as double platinum. I'm considering putting a set in my S-10 in the next couple weeks.

According to MItchell (they produce time guides for these kinds of things) it should only take around 1.1 hours to change the spark plugs on your Century. But that assumes you have the correct tools to do the job and all the parts necessary at hand. And sometimes the time guides are wildly inaccurate too.

I'm thinking about closing this thread as soon as PC posts again....

No, but in your next life you won't be tempted to jump in front of cars. Your challenge will be either falling off steep cliffs or touching high voltage lines with your bare hands while grounded.

Don't jump in front of cars. Same rule applies today.

Welcome. Just so you know, it has been proven that you can't get pregnant by merely looking at each other. Other types of interaction have to take place for children to come into the world.

This is a joke thread, right? Why would any of this dreck be taken seriously? When you get done explaining that to yourself, try explaining why the 'P' in Pfizer exists. I see no need to have that letter there, and it should be killed off.

Now you're just being obtuse. I didn't say the 'w' is silent. Except it is in certain cases, such as 'who'. The 'h' is silent in Spanish, but this is America where we use it profusely. The Mexicans missed it so badly they decided to turn 'j' into 'h' for some unknown reason. Probably too proud to admit that we Americans were right. And don't get me started on why the Germans think that 'w' and 'v' are interchangeable letters.

This is America. We use the 'h'. And we don't say 'woo' when we speak the word 'who' either.

Because everyone knows that no races ever intermarried up until 2000 years ago, silly.

Stop rubbing it for good luck.

Don't tell me you dreamt you voted for a Republican? Oh, the horror!

I would advise caution in these types of things. Please remember when filming or photographing yourself that once that image goes out into the World Wide Web, it's always going to be out there. Never intentionally make a photo or film of yourself that you wouldn't feel comfortable seeing with your bishop or the Savior. You might think it's 'spicy' or 'just for the two of us', but these kinds of things have a way of making it out into the world for all, including your children and parents, to see.

Just for the record. we will not be starting a new forum category dedicated to giving advice to people who dreamt they slept around. You folks will just have to deal with it on your own in your own ways.