Wingnut Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted but you're skinny because you're anorexic. I wish that alcohol wasn't against the Word of Wisdom. Quote
Connie Posted February 3, 2009 Author Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted but then it is run over by a car while it is raining outside I'm so bummed now! Just as an aside, i asked my hubby how he would corrupt my wish for a box of chocolates (we play this game sometimes) and instead of saying he wouldn't corrupt that wish but simply grant it, he said he would make them all chocolate-covered cockroaches! I'm so offended!I wish that alcohol wasn't against the Word of Wisdom. In light of chocolate, i will grant your wish, but now chocolate is against the Word of Wisdom. (total bummer)I wish for a new pair of shoes. Quote
lusciouschaos Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted! However, your bank has gone belly up and they were not FDIC insured. I wish for -- oh wait I have everything I need. Quote
Wingnut Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 I wish for a new pair of shoes.Granted, but they're a men's size 13.I wish the stupid groundhog hadn't seen his shadow today. Quote
ruthiechan Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted, but that's because the ground hog died of old age trying to climb out of his hole. I wish there were more hours in a day! Quote
Wingnut Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted, but that's because the ground hog died of old age trying to climb out of his hole.I could care less as to why...I just want winter to be over. :)I wish there were more hours in a day!Granted, but there are fewer days in a week.I wish I was in my nice warm bed (which is where I'm headed now). Quote
Dr T Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted but I poured warm water into it first. I wish life was easier sometimes... Quote
Moksha Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted. That was an outstanding wish Private Gump. Wish I was on a ship crossing the Atlantic... Quote
Jenamarie Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted! But it's the Titanic I wish my son would go to bed at a decent hour. Quote
LittleWyvern Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 I wish my son would go to bed at a decent hour.He does, but he also gets to define the term "decent." I wish it wasn't 11pm already. I've still got stuff to finish. Quote
sweetandsour Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 granted but your day will never end i wish soul was already here Quote
pam Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted..but then you might only find Aretha Franklin the "Queen of Soul" I wish my house was all spotlessly clean. Quote
Canuck Mormon Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted, but it will never be clean enough. I wish winter was over. Quote
sweetandsour Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 granted but now its so hot you cant do anything but sweat i wish i could have more money Quote
lusciouschaos Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 With the money comes relatives with their hands out. I wish I was more spiritual. Quote
Wingnut Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted, but now all you talk about is spiritual things all the time, so everyone thinks you're boring. I wish I had a pretty singing voice. Quote
sakuragirl Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted but you come down with eternal sore throat I wish to be able to complete everything I need to complete Quote
Dr T Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted it will just take you 17 times longer than everybody else. I wish I was eating a great lunch right now Quote
Wingnut Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted, but it's your last meal. I wish my laundry were asexual, because then it would do itself. Quote
Gwen Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 lol ok if i follow that wish correctly, granted but it will breed like mice. i wish my house was clean Quote
Dr T Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 hahaha "my last meal" that was a great one Wings Quote
Wingnut Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 lol ok if i follow that wish correctly, granted but it will breed like mice.i wish my house was cleanI don't care if it breeds. That means I get new clothes for free, right? I just don't want to do my own laundry...I want it to do itself. Lol. Quote
Connie Posted February 3, 2009 Author Report Posted February 3, 2009 i wish my house was cleanGranted, but your grass is so long nobody can see how clean your house is.I wish for no rain on my parade. Quote
Wingnut Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 Granted, but your grass is so long nobody can see how clean your house is.Good one!I wish for no rain on my parade.Granted, but you get snow instead.I wish that my Valentine will do something nice this year. Quote
Gwen Posted February 3, 2009 Report Posted February 3, 2009 granted but he will do it for someone else i wish for our branch to become a ward Quote
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